Warning: Gabe Saporta has stolen this journal entry >.>

Jun 08, 2009 10:31

Oh god I fail at paying attention to Livejournal lately. Sorry LJ, Twitter is just easier.

ANYWAY!

Things that I love lately:

- I was super duper bored and eventually ended up at Gabe Saporta's Urban Dictionary page and :

4. Gabe Saporta

A very flamboyant manwhore. Currently the lead singer of the band Cobra Starship and headlining the Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Tour. Was in the band Midtown, and is also known for hanging out with the emo girl on the Real World.

He makes a point to meet his fans. Also has a penchant for hoodies.

Did you just see what Gabe Saporta did on stage? Did he seriously just flip off the camera?

5. Gabe Saporta

A 28 year old male that is in the band cobra starship. he is amazingly sexy, can dance like no other, and is a pedofile. He was born in Uruaguy and is bffs with pete wentz. Gabeckett is the sexiest couple ever. :D

Fangirl: ZOMG GABE SAPORTA IS SO HAWWWWT
T33ni3: lyk totes, d00d.
A REAL cobra: DUDE, no. gtfo. and get a life. nate and ryland and alex are hotter than gabe anyday

I...I still can't stop laughing at that. I mean, what qualifies one to become a "REAL cobra"? Or do they mean the animal? Like, do actualfax cobras of the world have a say about which members of Cobra Starship are hottest? Do snakes care about this shit? And if not, can I just start telling people I'm a REAL cobra so they can gtfo? Because I'd love to do that to some fans :D:D:D:D:D:D

-Which brings me to my next point. If you can stomach the high-pitched yammering of fourteen-year-old girls for a minute and seventeen seconds, this video of Gabe is AMAZING IN SO MANY WAYS. Highlights include: not telling the girls they're dumb because HELLO OF COURSE RYLAND IS AN ACTOR AND ALSO BRILLIANT, not telling the girls they're dumb for being ~~sure that he's got something going on seekritly with Vicky T, and Gabe being in love with his girlfriend. **_**

-Stupid adellyna sent me over to 2 Birds 1 Blog yesterday and then we spent approximately forever DYING out loud in our respective living rooms. If you're bored (hell, even if you're not), go read.

-I'm pretty sure everyones' flists are covered ten times over with these pictures of Ashlee/Pete/Bronx, but just in case, JUST IN CASE, I'm relinking. Oh god, Wentzes. What a spectacular thing to wake up to. <3_____<3

-Moving in 33ish days. Got some sorting/packing done last night, which really just brought home how much I haven't done yet. Whoops. /o\ BUT OH GOD 33 DAYS AND THEN I CAN HAS AN adellyna AND AN offtheceiling AND FLORIDAS EEEEEEEEE.

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OH HAY BILL BECKETT, HOW DID YOU SNEAK IN THERE >.>







Whaaaat? OTP is OTP.
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