cell phone is dead. If'n you want to get in touch, call Chris. sorry ( Read more... )

F Steve and I will be arriving in SF on Thursday the 16th for the celebration of the most fantastic rally in the universe, Scooter Rage. Jen? Steve? Paul? All the rest of y'all coolies that live out that way? Can't wait to see all of you, and drink too much and fall asleep on the floor of a bar. Bitchin'.

I'm about to go to a comedy club to see Bob Saget.

everybody's writing all of these incredible stories of late. not me. I'm just rocking the once a month I'm-really-busy-et-cetera post. I remember when I used to write a lot. I know many of you from that time ( Read more... )

my name is chelsea.

I have a dealer's license now.

that is all.

OMG OMG OMG OMG
WTF WTF WTF WTF
BBQ BBQ BBQ BBQ

The Celebration Known As Chelsea's Birthday Observed (tm) will occur at the usual venue on Saturday, April 2nd. That's Richmond, VA, for all of you outta townies ( Read more... )

It's early on Tuesday. I've been awake since 4, off and on. I think my internal alarm clock was alarmed by the possibility that spring might actually be here now. It's about fucking time ( Read more... )

So yeah, this isn't really a real entry. IF this was a real entry, this would be the part where I told you how much I had been working of late, complained about scooters, or said something cryptic about some complicated situation among my peeps, or my replacement peeps as the case may be ( Read more... )

1. Fuckin' Truckin' Thunder Blunder ( Read more... )

Yesterday I purchased a used PS2 from a friend and then I played Katamari Damacy for the first time. Chris made fun of me a lot and I ran into a lot of things that weren't big enough to pick up ( Read more... )