My Neighbors

[tabriscoonz]

My neighbors are douchebags. They have late night parties when there is a quiet law after 2am in Newton, they come home loud and obnoxious at 3 am from clubs and just hang out screaming for an hour or two before going into their apartment. When it is hot out they hang out on their stoop (they don't even have a yard) shirtless and harrass people

Comments

[goforthbyday]

i feel your pain.

[the_onceler]

...For all your anti-cracker neighbor needs

[chainsaw_puppet]

Ingredients for "Tar Car Pudding" by Chef CopyMax

1. Get a large pot which you don't care about. (any recipe requiring disposable kitchenware is going to be fun)

2. Fill with water and bring to a nice rolling boil.

3. Slowly add entire cylinder of dry copier toner to boiling water. (slowly as in... don't create a mushroom cloud)

4. Stir vigorously.

5. The toner solution will thicken. (looks good and tasty)

6. Spread liberally on a designated car, neighbors pet, or mailman.

7. Wait for it to cool.

8. Enjoy the irreversable damage that you have inflicted upon someone you hate.

Next time... glazing windows with 3M Extra Strength Photo Adhesive.

It's a wonderful thing.

[vampurgatori]

And we were complaing last night about the children of the flies hanging out in the area bwtween the buildongs... at least they eventually have to go home. until schools out.

[shatterstripes]

errrgh. Fratboys next door - a horrible horrible curse.

Maybe I should scan and email you the issue of Those Annoying Post Bros. where something similar happens to the title characters - scenes like throwing a running chainsaw into the ass of a fratboy mooning you might be cathartic to read.