To all you attractive people out there...

Dec 20, 2006 02:43

...or, you know, slightly good looking, maybe. Above average. If it doesn't hurt to look at you. Something like that. Anyway, YOU PEOPLE. Listen up.

Apparently I'm running personal ads for people now. So. Here we go.



This is Chitose Senri. Age 15. Self-proclaimed sex god - irresistible sex god, to be exact - and tennis player extraordinaire. He's getahippy on livejournal. He's young, he's hot, he's great in the sack.

Although I don't know that from personal experience.

He's all about spreading the love and having a good time - and he does know how to have a good time, I can vouch for that. Outside of the bedroom, anyway. And if you don't mind the strong possibility of being arrested somewhere along the way.

Sex, in it's most basic form, is a natural way of expressing oneself. It's a primary need and when you're attracted to someone, why hold back back and worry about personal attachments and unnecessary feelings, right? Senri practically lives by this, but unfortunately 90% of the world doesn't. Thus, I've been handed the job of getting him laid. So if you're itching for a good fuck, you've found your man. He doesn't do relationships, so it's a very no-strings-attached kind of deal. But it's guaranteed to be a good time.

Also, he's kinky. Which might be fun. I know for a fact that he's got handcuffs, blindfolds, and an endless supply of whipped cream (well, if he doesn't, the supermarket is just down the street). He used to have this one box of costumes when we were younger, but god knows if that's still around... He's all for role-playing, though. Although possibly within limits. I've heard he gives good head. Or he might have told me that himself. Mostly he semes, though maybe if you're really convincing you can get him to uke for you.

Ok, seriously? He'll probably do just about anything if you get him high enough and talk him around. Just fyi. He's really open-minded about anything to do with sex, if you hadn't figured that one out yet.

So. Interested in fucking? Want a good time? Looking for a one night stand? Harboring a secret crush on Senri and haven't had the courage to tell him? Comment here. Anything goes. He just wants to get laid.

Right, and actually, most of this goes for me, too. If you're interested.

Good enough for you, Senri? Well, if not, then TOO BAD. Truth or dare?
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