LOG: Tachibana & Shishido
LOG: Tachibana & Shishido. Extremely scandalous log. Totally rated NC-17. Seriously. Watch out for the PORN. AKA it's rated like...PG-13, hur hur.
Shishido: *opens up the random closet in the basement and pulls out one of the GUEST billiards cues and hands it to Tachibana* Don't break it.
Tachibana: *stares* What, do you think I'm going to bash it against something? I won't break it.
Shishido: You might grip it too tightly. *keeps holding it out*
Tachibana: Okay, I know I'm strong and amazing and all that, but even I can't grip a cue stick so tightly that it snaps. *reaches out to take it* And if I do, then these are substandard cues and that's your fault.
Shishido: *takes his own cue which is amazing and awesome and lovingly engraved with his name* You're probably used to substandard cues.
Tachibana: Well. *examines the cue Shishido gave him* We don't have our own pool table. So I'm used to whatever they have at the pool hall.
Shishido: WHICH are all horrible! That's why I bring my own! *thinks Tachibana sucks for not having his own pool table* You should get one.
Tachibana: It wouldn't be worth it since I don't go all that often. *leans against the pool table* Unless you're going to be inviting me back over to your house a lot. *smirks*
Shishido: Why would I do that? *stares down at where Tachibana is leaning, DARING him to continue his offensive leaning*
Tachibana: *continues leaning quite happily* Because. *points his cue at Shishido* We're friends.
Shishido: *twitches because of said leaning* Right. Such good friends.
Tachibana: Yes. Such good friends. In fact, I don't know why we haven't hung out more. *still leaning*
Shishido: Friends don't have to hang out all the time. *jabs Tachibana with the pool cue and clears his throat* Or ever, really.
Tachibana: *knocks Shishido's cue stick away* You must have had a very lonely childhood if your friends were all like that.
Shishido: I had plenty of friends! *grabs the triangle thing from the hook it's hanging on*
Tachibana: But apparently you didn't hang out with them. *finally steps away from the table*
Shishido: I did! They're just a different KIND of friend! *begins putting the balls into the triangle thingy!*
Tachibana: *looking around the room absently* So what kind of friend am I?
Shishido: You're a lame friend. *holds the triangle thing out to Tachibana and silently telling him to hang it up for him*
Tachibana: I'm so touched. *stares at the triangle thing* What?
Shishido: Hang it up.
Tachibana: Why can't you do it?
Shishido: Because ONE you're a guest. TWO you're closer and THREE because I said so!
Tachibana: *looks over to where the hook is* You're like one step further away. I didn't know you were so lazy, Shishido.
Shishido: I'm not lazy. You should just do it. *twitches*
Tachibana: Maybe I don't feel like it. My arm's kind of tired from tennis practice.
Shishido: Then why are we at my house playing billiards?
Tachibana: Because I felt like coming over.
Shishido: What if I felt like hitting you with a pool cue?
Tachibana: *grins* That wouldn't be a very friendly thing to do.
Shishido: *frowns at him* You KNOW we're not REALLY friends!
Tachibana: Sure we are.
Shishido: We are? *raises an eyebrow*
Tachibana: Why wouldn't we be?
Shishido: Because you cheat at tennis and got me kicked off my team and mostly act like a huge lameass!
Tachibana: Shishido. *puts both his hands over the top of the pool cue, resting his chin on them* That was a year ago.
Shishido: ...it feels like recently to me.
Shishido: It's other things too though!
Tachibana: Then you have a screwed up sense of time-- Like what?
Shishido: Like...you read my conversations with other people! And stalk me! And talk about lame things and make me hang out with you!
Shishido: And suck at tennis.
Tachibana: The stalking thing seems to work well with you.
Tachibana: And if I suck at tennis, then you suck more.
Shishido: ...
Shishido: ...
Shishido: Don't even go there Tachibana, I am SO not interested.
Tachibana: *leers* Shame, that.
Shishido: ... *takes a step back and stares at him*
Tachibana: Since we're all alone and everything. No one else here. It could be fun.
Shishido: I KNEW you'd try and do something lame!
Shishido: *points to the ceiling* My parents will get home ANY minute!
Tachibana: But they're not home now-
Tachibana: ...
Tachibana: *bursts out laughing*
Shishido: !! *flails* IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Tachibana: Actually. It really is. Because you still fall for that.
Shishido: I never know with you! *turns bright red and looks scandalized*
Tachibana: I'm not interested in you. *considers* Much.
Shishido: ...much? *doesn't know whether to be offended or relieved* GOOD.
Tachibana: Besides, Senri would kill me and your boyfriend- *rolls eyes* -has a sword.
Shishido: He does. *crosses his arms* I've held it before.
Tachibana: ...I bet you have.
Shishido: So back off! *drops the pool cue pointlessly and picks it back up*
Tachibana: Will do. *pauses* Do you polish it, too?
Shishido: *shakes his head* No. He gets all lame and protective of it.
Tachibana: That's unfortunate.
Shishido: AS IF I'm going to break it.
Tachibana: Heh. One would hope not, that'd be rather painful I'd imagine.
Shishido: Painful? *shifts his eyes slightly* If you touched it, maybe?
Shishido: I don't know!
Tachibana: ...Yeah, that's right. *flat look* If you touched it. And he'd probably be really unhappy with you, too, so that'd be awkward.
Shishido: He'd get over it. But I'm not going to break it so just shut up about it.
Shishido: That's one of the reasons I don't handle it without his permission!
Tachibana: *smirks* Only ONE of the reasons? I'd think that would be more than enough reason by itself. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Shishido: Into that sort of thing? *pauses and stares at Tachibana* No, his was the first time I'd ever tried to use one.
Tachibana: Oh really? And here I thought you were more experienced than that.
Shishido: *raises an eyebrow* Why? Is that hard to believe?
Tachibana: You had a boyfriend before Saeki, didn't you?
Shishido: *frowns* ...yeah. So?
Tachibana: ...I don't even think I can keep this up- What about him? Did HE let you polish his sword? *snickers*
Shishido: He didn't even have--*flails and drops the pool cue again* Why are we even bringing him up?!
Tachibana: *raises eyebrows* He didn't have one?
Shishido: ...no?
Tachibana: *starts cracking up again*
Tachibana: You're too easy.
Shishido: What's so funny?! *picks up his cue and waves it threateningly*
Tachibana: Your ex-boyfriend and his lack of a sword - did he take showers separate from everyone else?
Shishido: ...
Shishido: ...
Shishido: Wait are you--
Shishido: O.O!!
Shishido: You stupid lameass!
Shishido: I was talking about a METAL sword!
Tachibana: *still laughing* And obviously I wasn't. HAHAHAHAHA!
Shishido: *turns bright red* I KNOW THAT NOW!!
Tachibana: You're only slightly late to the game. Should we try it again? *grins widely* So Shishido, does Saeki let you polish his sword often?
Shishido: *grabs the rims of his hat and spins it around to the front, pulling it over his face to hide his blushing* Shut up! *fumbles with the pool cue*
Tachibana: Hehe. That's cute. Do you practice with your beloved pool cues? *glances at his own, sliding his hand down it* They probably need polishing, too.
Shishido: *chokes* What are you--NO! *lasdkjglksdgj*
Tachibana: *brings his hand back up, gripping the cue about four inches away from the top* I'd guess Saeki's about average... Actually, he's probably a little shorter, isn't he? *looks at Shishido questioningly*
Shishido: *stares at the tip of the cue for a moment without saying anything* Why do you say that?'
Tachibana: *shrugs* Just guessing. Am I wrong? *moves his hand down a couple inches* Or are you one of those lucky guys who has an extremely well-endowed boyfriend?
Shishido: WELL. *opens his mouth up and then chokes again* Hm. *closes it and clears his throat, glaring* Let's play pool.
Tachibana: Aww, and here I thought I might actually get an answer out of you. I guess I could just ask him. *steps up to the pool table* Are you breaking or am I?
Shishido: He probably wouldn't tell you anything! *leans over and goes to hit the cueball, missing it entirely and then walking away in a huff* YOU are!
Tachibana: I could probably get something out of him. *raises his eyebrows at Shishido and then leans over the table to break* *doesn't get any balls in* Hmm. Fail.
Shishido: Not if I have anything to do with it. *smirks and leans over, scratching the cueball into the corner pocket* LAME. *points at Tachibana* This is YOUR fault!
Tachibana: I was under the impression that you were good at this. *retrieves the cueball and puts it back behind the line* *aims at the 2-ball and gets it in* Heh. I'm solid. Anyway, what would you do to stop me?
Shishido: I am AMAZING at this! I just haven't played in a while. *grabs the blue chalk stuff and plays with that* I'd kick your ass. Or kick HIS ass for talking to you.
Tachibana: Excuses, excuses. *looks at the table for another shot to take* Saeki and I have conversations all the time. We're great friends. Since he's rooming with my best friend and all. He didn't tell you that? *misses his next shot*
Shishido: *spins his hat around backwards and examines the table* You do? About tennis and stuff, right? *walks around to the other side of the table to line up his shot*
Tachibana: We talk about everything. Our sex lives, girls, guys, what flavor lube you use... But mostly we talk about you and how gullible you are.
Shishido: O.O *jumps and nearly digs the tip of the cue into the table* Oh. Okay! *twitches* Your turn.
Tachibana: *aims for the one-ball* He said strawberry, by the way. *hits it in*
Shishido: *frowns as he does this* I'm going to kill him! Why would he talk to YOU?!
Tachibana: I told you. We're great friends. *aims for the 5-ball and misses*
Shishido: I didn't know you guys were friends too. *leans over and hits the five ball in* ... *pauses* Stop distracting me!
Tachibana: Hehehe. I wasn't even doing anything. *grabs the blue chalk as he looks for his next shot* I talk to him on instant messenger.
Shishido: That's so lame. You should probably stop.
Tachibana: Why? *scratches into the side pocket, frowning* Crap.
Shishido: Heh. *grins and pulls the ball out of the pocket, putting it on the table* Because you suck and he obviously has a big mouth!
Tachibana: I mentioned the part where you're extremely gullible, right?
Shishido: ...yeah--you're such an asshole. *grumbles under his breath and takes a MASTERFUL shot and sinks three balls at a time*
Tachibana: *blinks* Nice. So you only PRETEND to suck at this and then go and take people by surprise.
Shishido: ...I don't pretend to suck. *is totally and utterly offended and examines the table again* You were being an idiot!
Tachibana: *innocent* I'm just making conversation.
Shishido: Your conversations sucks. *sinks another ball*
Tachibana: *frowns at the table* Really? I was extremely entertained by it.
Shishido: I just want to end this game and then you can go! *leans over and hits the cueball but doesn't sink anything*
Tachibana: Well fine, since you're in such a hurry - I'll just beat you more quickly. *aims for the 3-ball and hits it way too hard so that it jumps off the table and bangs off the wall* ...Oops.
Shishido: *hits him* Good job, idiot! Maybe next time you'll knock a hole in the wall!
Tachibana: I did that at a friend's house, once. *smirks* We just hung a picture over it.
Shishido: Yeah well. We're not going to just HANG A PICTURE over your stupid mistakes.
Tachibana: It's not like I did anything to it. *goes over to look at it and pick up the ball* It's just...slightly dented.
Shishido: O.O!! It is?! *runs over to the wall and looks at it carefully, running his fingers over it* LAME! My mom's gonna kill me!
Tachibana: ...She'll notice that?
Tachibana: ...
Tachibana: *shifty eyes* When are they coming home?
Shishido: Of course she'll notice! *pauses* In a little while. They don't come down here that often... *stands up straight and looks down at it*
Tachibana: Then she probably won't see it right away. Which is good, because I don't feel like being here when she finds it.
Shishido: So you're going to let me take the blame for your stupid mistake? I don't think so, TACHIBANA.
Tachibana: *raises eyebrows* It's YOUR house. What can she do to me?
Shishido: Never let you come over again.
Shishido: ...
Shishido: *walks to the stairs* MOM! Are you home?!
Tachibana: ...
Tachibana: Well. You'll just have to come to MY place, then.
Shishido: ...WHAT? WHY?
Tachibana: *grins and leans against the pool table again, crossing his arms* So we can continue this deep and meaningfull friendship we've gotten ourselves roped into.
Shishido: ...
Shishido: ...
Shishido: *puts the pool cue down on the table* How about we just DON'T be friends?
Tachibana: *sighs dramatically* Saeki will be so upset if we aren't.
Shishido: Yeah--no! No he won't!
Tachibana: Oh, well in that case - I call Monday, Wednesday, Friday and every other weekend at the apartment.
Shishido: *twitches* I called those days first!
Tachibana: Except you totally didn't because I just claimed them.
Shishido: Do you really need to go there five days in a week?
Tachibana: Do you?
Shishido: WELL. ... *crosses his arms* No! Of course not!
Tachibana: Good. *tosses his pool cue from one hand to the other* Then I'll take those days since you don't want them. *holds the cue out to Shishido* Are we finishing the game or are we done here?
Shishido: *snatches the cue* I never agreed to that!
Tachibana: You just said you didn't need five days.
Shishido: That doesn't mean I'm giving them to you! *leans the pool cue against the wall* My mom doesn't like me having friends over here!
Tachibana: What does that have to do with the apartment?
Shishido: ...
Shishido: EVERYTHING!
Shishido: Just shut up!
Tachibana: *grins cheerfully* Don't feel like it.
Shishido: You guys can hang out at YOUR house
Tachibana: My parents and sister are there.
Shishido: So? Do they hate it when you have friends over?
Tachibana: No, but they get in the way.
Shishido: ...then go play tennis or something! I don't know!
Shishido: *pauses*
Shishido: What if you went over Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, we both get Thursday and I go Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Tachibana: ...Why can't I have the weekends?
Shishido: Because I called them first!
Tachibana: *rolls eyes* We could just not set a schedule, go over whenever the hell we feel like it, and deal with it if the other person happens to be there.
Shishido: I don't want you to be there when I am though.
Tachibana: Then you'll just have to leave if I'm there.
Shishido: *flails* Why do you have to be such a frustrating whore...jerk...assho--ARGH!!
Tachibana: *smirks* I have no idea what you're talking about.
Shishido: You know exactly what I'm talking about! You're TRYING to piss me off!
Tachibana: I am not.
Tachibana: Why, is it working?
Shishido: *flails and throws the blue chalk at him* I HATE YOU.
Tachibana: *catches it with one hand* Careful, you don't want to lose it.
Shishido: I have a hundred others!
Shishido: *grabs a handful of blue chalk that is in a pile and tosses that at him*
Tachibana: *shields himself with his arms but gets blue chalk dust all over himself anyway* *raises his eyebrows* ...You owe me another shirt.
Shishido: It's chalk, it'll wash out.
Tachibana: I don't want to wear it home like this.
Shishido: ...so what are you telling me? I'm not going to give you a shirt. I'd have to burn it or something.
Tachibana: Like you don't have any to spare.
Shishido: None for you! I've been MISSING my shirts lately! Now go somewhere where I can't see you because your face is pissing me off!
Tachibana: *ignores* You don't even have something really old? *holds the bottom of his shirt out* Look, it's got blue all over it.
Shishido: Did you just hear what I said?! I'm sick of seeing your face!
Tachibana: *ignores some more* I'll just go get something out of your room. *heads towards the stairs*
Shishido: *runs over to him and stands in front of the door* You can't just GO INTO MY ROOM!
Tachibana: Why not?
Shishido: BECAUSE! I never said you could go into my room!
Tachibana: *crosses arms* One day you'll learn not to listen to everything I say. *points over Shishido's shoulder* The door out is that way, how else do you expect me to leave?
Shishido: ...fine. *steps to the side* Then you can go.
Tachibana: You're ever so kind. *steps past Shishido* *casually* And here's the part where I could run ahead to your room if I wanted...
Shishido: ... *turns around quickly and glares at him* DON'T.
Tachibana: *grins* Wouldn't dream of it.
Shishido: *stares at him* All right. So go!
Tachibana: Going, going. *walks towards the door* So. This was a blast, we should do it again next week. Or never.
Shishido: Never sounds good to me. *sighs frustratedly*
Tachibana: Unfortunately- *opens the door* -I'll likely be seeing you at the apartment.
Shishido: WHAT? WHY?
Shishido: I said don't show up when I do! *flails and pauses* Hey wait. *picks a piece of chalk off his shoulder* Now go!
Tachibana: I'll show up whenever I want. If you have a problem with that... *jumps down the stairs to the sidewalk* Then don't come. See you.
Shishido: *glares at him* GO DIE! *slams the door*
Tachibana: *chuckles to himself and STROLLS OFF HOME*
Shishido: *STABS TACHIBANA VOODOO DOLL*
Tachibana: *has never felt healthier*
Shishido: *;_;*
Tachibana: *>D*
END!
Shishido: *opens up the random closet in the basement and pulls out one of the GUEST billiards cues and hands it to Tachibana* Don't break it.
Tachibana: *stares* What, do you think I'm going to bash it against something? I won't break it.
Shishido: You might grip it too tightly. *keeps holding it out*
Tachibana: Okay, I know I'm strong and amazing and all that, but even I can't grip a cue stick so tightly that it snaps. *reaches out to take it* And if I do, then these are substandard cues and that's your fault.
Shishido: *takes his own cue which is amazing and awesome and lovingly engraved with his name* You're probably used to substandard cues.
Tachibana: Well. *examines the cue Shishido gave him* We don't have our own pool table. So I'm used to whatever they have at the pool hall.
Shishido: WHICH are all horrible! That's why I bring my own! *thinks Tachibana sucks for not having his own pool table* You should get one.
Tachibana: It wouldn't be worth it since I don't go all that often. *leans against the pool table* Unless you're going to be inviting me back over to your house a lot. *smirks*
Shishido: Why would I do that? *stares down at where Tachibana is leaning, DARING him to continue his offensive leaning*
Tachibana: *continues leaning quite happily* Because. *points his cue at Shishido* We're friends.
Shishido: *twitches because of said leaning* Right. Such good friends.
Tachibana: Yes. Such good friends. In fact, I don't know why we haven't hung out more. *still leaning*
Shishido: Friends don't have to hang out all the time. *jabs Tachibana with the pool cue and clears his throat* Or ever, really.
Tachibana: *knocks Shishido's cue stick away* You must have had a very lonely childhood if your friends were all like that.
Shishido: I had plenty of friends! *grabs the triangle thing from the hook it's hanging on*
Tachibana: But apparently you didn't hang out with them. *finally steps away from the table*
Shishido: I did! They're just a different KIND of friend! *begins putting the balls into the triangle thingy!*
Tachibana: *looking around the room absently* So what kind of friend am I?
Shishido: You're a lame friend. *holds the triangle thing out to Tachibana and silently telling him to hang it up for him*
Tachibana: I'm so touched. *stares at the triangle thing* What?
Shishido: Hang it up.
Tachibana: Why can't you do it?
Shishido: Because ONE you're a guest. TWO you're closer and THREE because I said so!
Tachibana: *looks over to where the hook is* You're like one step further away. I didn't know you were so lazy, Shishido.
Shishido: I'm not lazy. You should just do it. *twitches*
Tachibana: Maybe I don't feel like it. My arm's kind of tired from tennis practice.
Shishido: Then why are we at my house playing billiards?
Tachibana: Because I felt like coming over.
Shishido: What if I felt like hitting you with a pool cue?
Tachibana: *grins* That wouldn't be a very friendly thing to do.
Shishido: *frowns at him* You KNOW we're not REALLY friends!
Tachibana: Sure we are.
Shishido: We are? *raises an eyebrow*
Tachibana: Why wouldn't we be?
Shishido: Because you cheat at tennis and got me kicked off my team and mostly act like a huge lameass!
Tachibana: Shishido. *puts both his hands over the top of the pool cue, resting his chin on them* That was a year ago.
Shishido: ...it feels like recently to me.
Shishido: It's other things too though!
Tachibana: Then you have a screwed up sense of time-- Like what?
Shishido: Like...you read my conversations with other people! And stalk me! And talk about lame things and make me hang out with you!
Shishido: And suck at tennis.
Tachibana: The stalking thing seems to work well with you.
Tachibana: And if I suck at tennis, then you suck more.
Shishido: ...
Shishido: ...
Shishido: Don't even go there Tachibana, I am SO not interested.
Tachibana: *leers* Shame, that.
Shishido: ... *takes a step back and stares at him*
Tachibana: Since we're all alone and everything. No one else here. It could be fun.
Shishido: I KNEW you'd try and do something lame!
Shishido: *points to the ceiling* My parents will get home ANY minute!
Tachibana: But they're not home now-
Tachibana: ...
Tachibana: *bursts out laughing*
Shishido: !! *flails* IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Tachibana: Actually. It really is. Because you still fall for that.
Shishido: I never know with you! *turns bright red and looks scandalized*
Tachibana: I'm not interested in you. *considers* Much.
Shishido: ...much? *doesn't know whether to be offended or relieved* GOOD.
Tachibana: Besides, Senri would kill me and your boyfriend- *rolls eyes* -has a sword.
Shishido: He does. *crosses his arms* I've held it before.
Tachibana: ...I bet you have.
Shishido: So back off! *drops the pool cue pointlessly and picks it back up*
Tachibana: Will do. *pauses* Do you polish it, too?
Shishido: *shakes his head* No. He gets all lame and protective of it.
Tachibana: That's unfortunate.
Shishido: AS IF I'm going to break it.
Tachibana: Heh. One would hope not, that'd be rather painful I'd imagine.
Shishido: Painful? *shifts his eyes slightly* If you touched it, maybe?
Shishido: I don't know!
Tachibana: ...Yeah, that's right. *flat look* If you touched it. And he'd probably be really unhappy with you, too, so that'd be awkward.
Shishido: He'd get over it. But I'm not going to break it so just shut up about it.
Shishido: That's one of the reasons I don't handle it without his permission!
Tachibana: *smirks* Only ONE of the reasons? I'd think that would be more than enough reason by itself. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Shishido: Into that sort of thing? *pauses and stares at Tachibana* No, his was the first time I'd ever tried to use one.
Tachibana: Oh really? And here I thought you were more experienced than that.
Shishido: *raises an eyebrow* Why? Is that hard to believe?
Tachibana: You had a boyfriend before Saeki, didn't you?
Shishido: *frowns* ...yeah. So?
Tachibana: ...I don't even think I can keep this up- What about him? Did HE let you polish his sword? *snickers*
Shishido: He didn't even have--*flails and drops the pool cue again* Why are we even bringing him up?!
Tachibana: *raises eyebrows* He didn't have one?
Shishido: ...no?
Tachibana: *starts cracking up again*
Tachibana: You're too easy.
Shishido: What's so funny?! *picks up his cue and waves it threateningly*
Tachibana: Your ex-boyfriend and his lack of a sword - did he take showers separate from everyone else?
Shishido: ...
Shishido: ...
Shishido: Wait are you--
Shishido: O.O!!
Shishido: You stupid lameass!
Shishido: I was talking about a METAL sword!
Tachibana: *still laughing* And obviously I wasn't. HAHAHAHAHA!
Shishido: *turns bright red* I KNOW THAT NOW!!
Tachibana: You're only slightly late to the game. Should we try it again? *grins widely* So Shishido, does Saeki let you polish his sword often?
Shishido: *grabs the rims of his hat and spins it around to the front, pulling it over his face to hide his blushing* Shut up! *fumbles with the pool cue*
Tachibana: Hehe. That's cute. Do you practice with your beloved pool cues? *glances at his own, sliding his hand down it* They probably need polishing, too.
Shishido: *chokes* What are you--NO! *lasdkjglksdgj*
Tachibana: *brings his hand back up, gripping the cue about four inches away from the top* I'd guess Saeki's about average... Actually, he's probably a little shorter, isn't he? *looks at Shishido questioningly*
Shishido: *stares at the tip of the cue for a moment without saying anything* Why do you say that?'
Tachibana: *shrugs* Just guessing. Am I wrong? *moves his hand down a couple inches* Or are you one of those lucky guys who has an extremely well-endowed boyfriend?
Shishido: WELL. *opens his mouth up and then chokes again* Hm. *closes it and clears his throat, glaring* Let's play pool.
Tachibana: Aww, and here I thought I might actually get an answer out of you. I guess I could just ask him. *steps up to the pool table* Are you breaking or am I?
Shishido: He probably wouldn't tell you anything! *leans over and goes to hit the cueball, missing it entirely and then walking away in a huff* YOU are!
Tachibana: I could probably get something out of him. *raises his eyebrows at Shishido and then leans over the table to break* *doesn't get any balls in* Hmm. Fail.
Shishido: Not if I have anything to do with it. *smirks and leans over, scratching the cueball into the corner pocket* LAME. *points at Tachibana* This is YOUR fault!
Tachibana: I was under the impression that you were good at this. *retrieves the cueball and puts it back behind the line* *aims at the 2-ball and gets it in* Heh. I'm solid. Anyway, what would you do to stop me?
Shishido: I am AMAZING at this! I just haven't played in a while. *grabs the blue chalk stuff and plays with that* I'd kick your ass. Or kick HIS ass for talking to you.
Tachibana: Excuses, excuses. *looks at the table for another shot to take* Saeki and I have conversations all the time. We're great friends. Since he's rooming with my best friend and all. He didn't tell you that? *misses his next shot*
Shishido: *spins his hat around backwards and examines the table* You do? About tennis and stuff, right? *walks around to the other side of the table to line up his shot*
Tachibana: We talk about everything. Our sex lives, girls, guys, what flavor lube you use... But mostly we talk about you and how gullible you are.
Shishido: O.O *jumps and nearly digs the tip of the cue into the table* Oh. Okay! *twitches* Your turn.
Tachibana: *aims for the one-ball* He said strawberry, by the way. *hits it in*
Shishido: *frowns as he does this* I'm going to kill him! Why would he talk to YOU?!
Tachibana: I told you. We're great friends. *aims for the 5-ball and misses*
Shishido: I didn't know you guys were friends too. *leans over and hits the five ball in* ... *pauses* Stop distracting me!
Tachibana: Hehehe. I wasn't even doing anything. *grabs the blue chalk as he looks for his next shot* I talk to him on instant messenger.
Shishido: That's so lame. You should probably stop.
Tachibana: Why? *scratches into the side pocket, frowning* Crap.
Shishido: Heh. *grins and pulls the ball out of the pocket, putting it on the table* Because you suck and he obviously has a big mouth!
Tachibana: I mentioned the part where you're extremely gullible, right?
Shishido: ...yeah--you're such an asshole. *grumbles under his breath and takes a MASTERFUL shot and sinks three balls at a time*
Tachibana: *blinks* Nice. So you only PRETEND to suck at this and then go and take people by surprise.
Shishido: ...I don't pretend to suck. *is totally and utterly offended and examines the table again* You were being an idiot!
Tachibana: *innocent* I'm just making conversation.
Shishido: Your conversations sucks. *sinks another ball*
Tachibana: *frowns at the table* Really? I was extremely entertained by it.
Shishido: I just want to end this game and then you can go! *leans over and hits the cueball but doesn't sink anything*
Tachibana: Well fine, since you're in such a hurry - I'll just beat you more quickly. *aims for the 3-ball and hits it way too hard so that it jumps off the table and bangs off the wall* ...Oops.
Shishido: *hits him* Good job, idiot! Maybe next time you'll knock a hole in the wall!
Tachibana: I did that at a friend's house, once. *smirks* We just hung a picture over it.
Shishido: Yeah well. We're not going to just HANG A PICTURE over your stupid mistakes.
Tachibana: It's not like I did anything to it. *goes over to look at it and pick up the ball* It's just...slightly dented.
Shishido: O.O!! It is?! *runs over to the wall and looks at it carefully, running his fingers over it* LAME! My mom's gonna kill me!
Tachibana: ...She'll notice that?
Tachibana: ...
Tachibana: *shifty eyes* When are they coming home?
Shishido: Of course she'll notice! *pauses* In a little while. They don't come down here that often... *stands up straight and looks down at it*
Tachibana: Then she probably won't see it right away. Which is good, because I don't feel like being here when she finds it.
Shishido: So you're going to let me take the blame for your stupid mistake? I don't think so, TACHIBANA.
Tachibana: *raises eyebrows* It's YOUR house. What can she do to me?
Shishido: Never let you come over again.
Shishido: ...
Shishido: *walks to the stairs* MOM! Are you home?!
Tachibana: ...
Tachibana: Well. You'll just have to come to MY place, then.
Shishido: ...WHAT? WHY?
Tachibana: *grins and leans against the pool table again, crossing his arms* So we can continue this deep and meaningfull friendship we've gotten ourselves roped into.
Shishido: ...
Shishido: ...
Shishido: *puts the pool cue down on the table* How about we just DON'T be friends?
Tachibana: *sighs dramatically* Saeki will be so upset if we aren't.
Shishido: Yeah--no! No he won't!
Tachibana: Oh, well in that case - I call Monday, Wednesday, Friday and every other weekend at the apartment.
Shishido: *twitches* I called those days first!
Tachibana: Except you totally didn't because I just claimed them.
Shishido: Do you really need to go there five days in a week?
Tachibana: Do you?
Shishido: WELL. ... *crosses his arms* No! Of course not!
Tachibana: Good. *tosses his pool cue from one hand to the other* Then I'll take those days since you don't want them. *holds the cue out to Shishido* Are we finishing the game or are we done here?
Shishido: *snatches the cue* I never agreed to that!
Tachibana: You just said you didn't need five days.
Shishido: That doesn't mean I'm giving them to you! *leans the pool cue against the wall* My mom doesn't like me having friends over here!
Tachibana: What does that have to do with the apartment?
Shishido: ...
Shishido: EVERYTHING!
Shishido: Just shut up!
Tachibana: *grins cheerfully* Don't feel like it.
Shishido: You guys can hang out at YOUR house
Tachibana: My parents and sister are there.
Shishido: So? Do they hate it when you have friends over?
Tachibana: No, but they get in the way.
Shishido: ...then go play tennis or something! I don't know!
Shishido: *pauses*
Shishido: What if you went over Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, we both get Thursday and I go Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Tachibana: ...Why can't I have the weekends?
Shishido: Because I called them first!
Tachibana: *rolls eyes* We could just not set a schedule, go over whenever the hell we feel like it, and deal with it if the other person happens to be there.
Shishido: I don't want you to be there when I am though.
Tachibana: Then you'll just have to leave if I'm there.
Shishido: *flails* Why do you have to be such a frustrating whore...jerk...assho--ARGH!!
Tachibana: *smirks* I have no idea what you're talking about.
Shishido: You know exactly what I'm talking about! You're TRYING to piss me off!
Tachibana: I am not.
Tachibana: Why, is it working?
Shishido: *flails and throws the blue chalk at him* I HATE YOU.
Tachibana: *catches it with one hand* Careful, you don't want to lose it.
Shishido: I have a hundred others!
Shishido: *grabs a handful of blue chalk that is in a pile and tosses that at him*
Tachibana: *shields himself with his arms but gets blue chalk dust all over himself anyway* *raises his eyebrows* ...You owe me another shirt.
Shishido: It's chalk, it'll wash out.
Tachibana: I don't want to wear it home like this.
Shishido: ...so what are you telling me? I'm not going to give you a shirt. I'd have to burn it or something.
Tachibana: Like you don't have any to spare.
Shishido: None for you! I've been MISSING my shirts lately! Now go somewhere where I can't see you because your face is pissing me off!
Tachibana: *ignores* You don't even have something really old? *holds the bottom of his shirt out* Look, it's got blue all over it.
Shishido: Did you just hear what I said?! I'm sick of seeing your face!
Tachibana: *ignores some more* I'll just go get something out of your room. *heads towards the stairs*
Shishido: *runs over to him and stands in front of the door* You can't just GO INTO MY ROOM!
Tachibana: Why not?
Shishido: BECAUSE! I never said you could go into my room!
Tachibana: *crosses arms* One day you'll learn not to listen to everything I say. *points over Shishido's shoulder* The door out is that way, how else do you expect me to leave?
Shishido: ...fine. *steps to the side* Then you can go.
Tachibana: You're ever so kind. *steps past Shishido* *casually* And here's the part where I could run ahead to your room if I wanted...
Shishido: ... *turns around quickly and glares at him* DON'T.
Tachibana: *grins* Wouldn't dream of it.
Shishido: *stares at him* All right. So go!
Tachibana: Going, going. *walks towards the door* So. This was a blast, we should do it again next week. Or never.
Shishido: Never sounds good to me. *sighs frustratedly*
Tachibana: Unfortunately- *opens the door* -I'll likely be seeing you at the apartment.
Shishido: WHAT? WHY?
Shishido: I said don't show up when I do! *flails and pauses* Hey wait. *picks a piece of chalk off his shoulder* Now go!
Tachibana: I'll show up whenever I want. If you have a problem with that... *jumps down the stairs to the sidewalk* Then don't come. See you.
Shishido: *glares at him* GO DIE! *slams the door*
Tachibana: *chuckles to himself and STROLLS OFF HOME*
Shishido: *STABS TACHIBANA VOODOO DOLL*
Tachibana: *has never felt healthier*
Shishido: *;_;*
Tachibana: *>D*
END!