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tachibanaism

Confessions Meme

Apr 29, 2007 21:16

Hello, my name is Tachibana Kippei, and I am sexually attracted to my best friend. I've been putting Senri through a lot of shit lately, because I'm a dumbass who has sex with skanky whores named Tezuka ( Read more... )

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gekidasadaze April 30 2007, 01:26:12 UTC

WHERE DID HE GET A PICTURE OF THAT?!

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:36:37 UTC

I'm crafty.

gekidasadaze April 30 2007, 01:38:37 UTC

You're lying.

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 02:08:38 UTC

Will you be my maid of honor at my wedding?

Thread 5

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:27:02 UTC

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You know. I really actually hate you right now.

getahippy April 30 2007, 01:37:17 UTC

Kippei, your self-loathing has me worried. I'll give you a hug if you promise not to grope me.

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:48:59 UTC

It's not the groping I'd be worried about, it's the slamming of my fist into your eye that might be a problem.

getahippy April 30 2007, 01:52:49 UTC

My eye, Kippei? Are you sure that's wise? You'll end up cutting off your hair again and not calling for six months.

Thread 9

princeofwriting April 30 2007, 01:27:39 UTC

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tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:42:04 UTC

Hey Ryoma. Was Tezuka's penis really small when you had sex with him, or has it shrunk since then?

princeofwriting April 30 2007, 01:47:21 UTC

Shut up.

I never... I never saw it.

toasty_tezuka April 30 2007, 01:48:34 UTC

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tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:28:12 UTC

And why do you insist on bringing this thing up about me being sexually attracted to you when it is SO NOT TRUE.

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:30:24 UTC

You humped my leg.

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:36:59 UTC

Body heat. I could have been thinking of anyone.

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:38:12 UTC

How many people do you know named Senri?

Thread 15

shieldprincess April 30 2007, 01:33:02 UTC

...you're not serious, right? Someone hacked your account, right?

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 01:35:42 UTC

I'm entirely serious. My account has definitely not been hacked. I just felt the need to come clean, like that Hillary Duff song. I'm a big Hillary Duff fan.

shieldprincess April 30 2007, 01:38:43 UTC

Technically I don't know Tachibana well enough to tell...but I'm pretty sure you're not him.

Or he's on some serious drugs.

tachibanaism April 30 2007, 02:12:35 UTC

Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams. Let it wash away my sanity. 'cause I wanna feel the thunder. I wanna scream. Let the rain fall down. I'm coming clean.

I like to sing that when I'm in the shower. I use Herbal Essences.