you are special. special like when lucky charms comes out with a new marshmellow . special like when a really large old lady farts in the super market and your the only one there to hear it. so you start laughing to yourself. kinda like "if a tree falls in the wood and no ones around yadda yadda" :)
an old lady farted on me in the movie theatre once. she was squeezing by in front of my seat and just at the very moment when i was thinking to myself "man this ladys butt is right in front of me. wouldn't it suck if she farted" she let one fly. I would call it e.s.p. , but the p would stand for poop I think. just thouhgt i'd share.
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special like when a really large old lady farts in the super market and your the only one there to hear it. so you start laughing to yourself. kinda like "if a tree falls in the wood and no ones around yadda yadda"
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