You're in for it. =)
"Hi Andréa...I'm bored."
"Hark! What's that over there?! SHOESEX?!"
It always starts with a simple kiss.
Then a simple BJ.
Before you know it...HARDCORE!!
Sole Shoot 69!
A cute little pair asks to join in...The Tans accept.
But these black boots like it rough.
A bit TOO rough, for the Tans. They like it mixed up...but that's just tooo far for them.
The Tans break away and run for their lives!!
Tans: "Oh shit! BDSM SHOES! RUNNN! I SWEAR I DIDN"T KNOW!!"
Blacks: "Where do you think you're going?!"
Tans: "RUN!!"
And they ran off, into the sunset.
Moral of the story?
"Frank Mercer is a bored, sick, crazy motha fucka!"
So wrong..yet so right.