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Dear Officer Lucy,
I hate you. Because of your false accusations, I have been forced to change myself in order to avoid a ticket, therefore saving my insurance, thus also resulting in me not getting kicked out of my house.
I DID not lie to you. I was NOT in my cell phone while driving.
Thanks to you, I now look like this.
EDIT: (4:08 pm) PS. Thanks for putting the wrong date on the ticket, Detective Dick. There is no court on Mondays.
I don't think I've ever hated someone as much as you.
~Frank
I hate you. Because of your false accusations, I have been forced to change myself in order to avoid a ticket, therefore saving my insurance, thus also resulting in me not getting kicked out of my house.
I DID not lie to you. I was NOT in my cell phone while driving.
Thanks to you, I now look like this.
EDIT: (4:08 pm) PS. Thanks for putting the wrong date on the ticket, Detective Dick. There is no court on Mondays.
I don't think I've ever hated someone as much as you.
~Frank