My roommates are...special...

[tacotortoise]

So, just now, penguinkraft was annoyed about something. I pulled Mr. Bill's Hammer of Justice (a wooden mallet, ostensibly used for cracking crabs) out of its drawer in the kitchen, and handed it to her. She promptly hit me with it, in the chest. Apparently, when one passes off the Hammer of Justice, one should not stand still and act like a target.

Comments

[zandperl]

Wait, I thought the point of the HoJ was to smite injustice? Mightn't she've unjusticed it now?

[tacotortoise]

That certainly is a concern of mine.