Professor Penis

[tacowerewolf]

There's a customer at work, this pervy old man I call "Professor Penis." He's a short, skinny guy with glasses, in his 80's, but he's pretty active and spry for his age. I call him "Professor Penis" because when he comes into the store to watch movies, he's got this running story-line/joke going with me that he is "getting an education," that

Comments

[necrogrrl]

oho... ohh.. i can't help but think you enjoy the 'pay him back' exchange and that's why you don't.. and that you like thinking that he has lurid fantasies about taking the payback from you!

otherwise, why not just pay him back?

hahahaha.. maybe you can stick two folded-lengthwise bills and stick them in your fly and be ready to surprise him with them 'ready to be measured' the next time he hints at measuring your cock.. itll blow his mind! im sure of it!

or not. haaaaah.

[tacowerewolf]

LOL, he might have lurid fantasies about how I'm going to "pay him back," but even if I did pay the money back, he'd come up with other excuses to make his creepy, lecherous insinuations. Not because I'm so desirable (lol), but simply because he is a pervy, dirty old man who would fuck (if he even can anymore), fondle and suck on anything that lets him get near it. Mainly I don't want to pay him back simply because I've owed him the money for so long that I just feel like it's mine now! Hahahaha.

I admit, the playful dialogue is fun, but I'm always careful to keep it cerebral and not to "lead him on," fuck with him (too hard) or, Heaven forbid--and GAG!!--flirt with him. You do have to be careful about getting too friendly with these guys because they can quickly get the wrong idea or find ways to exploit your friendly nature. That's why I'm generally stand-offish at work around customers. There are only a few that I joke around with the way I do Professor Penis. LOL, of course he would love it if I did what you say with the

[russ_esmeralda]

Wow! Do you REALLY call that man Professor Penis??? And he is fine with that?

[tacowerewolf]

Well, hello there, Miss Russian Universe :=) Yes, I really do call him Professor Penis! I don't call him that if other people are around; it's just sort of a private joke between me and him. He is a pervy, dirty 80-some year old gay man who spends the vast majority of his free time trolling adult bookstores in search of other men's penises to suck and play with, so calling him "Professor Penis" really isn't as bad as you might initially think; he actually likes it and thinks it's funny. At this point in his life I think he's glad if people call him anything at all. LOL.