Life Is Not A Beer Commercial

Feb 09, 2011 16:45


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minemouse February 10 2011, 01:35:29 UTC
Your post made me hungry. Mac and cheese....drool.

You probably could have had those girls had you played your cards right; it happens. A little sympathy plus beer. But it does kind of sound like a beer commercial.

I am really done with winter. This cold needs to go.

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tacowerewolf February 10 2011, 19:01:08 UTC
That Stouffer's mac and cheese is sooo yummy! It's got real cheddar cheese and tastes like the mac and cheese they serve at alot of buffets which I love.

Hahahaha, yeah, you're right, I probably should have tried something with the girls, like my buddy said. I guess I was just too pissed and embarrassed and didn't feel exactly "smooth" enough to pull it off after falling on my ass in front of them as my case of beer flew down the street.

Yeah, this winter blows! It's supposed to get up in the 40's here this weekend, though, so I'm optimistic! The earth is getting closer to the sun as I type! Yeah, last week for me was all about not slipping on the ice and watching the dreaded PUKERS win the Super Bowl. UGH!!

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parlet February 10 2011, 02:24:18 UTC
I'm so glad you are back around, I missed you! :-D

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tacowerewolf February 10 2011, 19:10:59 UTC
Thanks Parlet, I appreciate it! I don't know why I went so long without updating, it just kind of happened (or should I say didn't happen? lol). My condolences on your Steelers losing the SB, but hey, your "bridesmaid" team, the PUKERS still won, right? Hahahaha. I was actually rooting for the Steelers pretty hard once they got down 21-3 just because I didn't want to see a blow-out. They aren't really a team that's built to come back from that far behind, but they made it interesting toward the end!

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ghost_light February 10 2011, 03:29:05 UTC
It is good to see you!

Last year I was lugging a case of beer to my car, which required doing the 'stand on one foot propping the case against the car while keys are located' maneuver. A slightly tipsy Native guy was walking across the parking lot as I was maneuvering and he called to me "Hey! You dropped on!" and then we both laughed like loons when I actually craned around to make sure he wasn't bullshitting me.

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tacowerewolf February 10 2011, 18:49:56 UTC
Yeah, it's amazing how much attention you get when you're carrying a case of beer. All of the sudden every one is your friend or has some wise-crack for you. That drunk native guy was probably hoping that after he said, "Hey! You dropped one!" that you'd get startled and drop the whole case case so he could grab it, leave you with one can and say, "Hey! I left you one!" as he runs away. Hahahaa

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ghost_light February 12 2011, 23:38:41 UTC
I honestly think he would have been happy if I'd given him one for making me laugh that hard. I almost did.

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Cold dick_lash February 10 2011, 19:05:36 UTC
Ha! My pIpEs burst, so now I have to wash my dishes in the bathtub! I'm thinking of moving to South America and lay in the sun with some giant rats.

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Re: Cold tacowerewolf February 10 2011, 19:21:21 UTC
LOL @ dick_lash! Good to see you around again, dude, and I was wondering when or if you'd ever be back around. I've been washing my dishes in the bathroom sink for about a month now cuz if I turn the hot water on for my kitchen sink the pipes beneath it will start leaking and won't stop. I've been living in this particular wolf's den for over ten years now and EVERYTHING in it is worn down and fucked up and if I call for maintenance it'll take them so long to fix all the problems in here that I'll probably have to stay in a hotel while they're doing it unless I want to look at the maintenance man's BuTT CrACK for a week!

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dick_lash February 10 2011, 19:58:24 UTC
Yeah, sometimes when you call them in to fix something, it just ends up making trouble. I'm glad you're flush with money and eating right.

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russ_esmeralda February 13 2011, 15:52:25 UTC
Hi Tacowerewolf! I am back :)
We are really freezing here in Russia, too. It is much worse trust me...
Summer 2004... I was 17 and had just graduated from High School, yea...

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tacowerewolf February 13 2011, 17:16:03 UTC
Well, hello there, Esmerelda! It's sooo nice to see that Miss Russian Universe has finally returned from one of her adventures :=) Yes, I noticed that you hadn't posted in awhile and was wondering about you! I went a few weeks without posting, myself. I go through periods where I'm more inspired to make entries here than others. It all just depends and there is really no rhyme or reason to it.

Aaaah, yes, I kind of feel silly complaining about the cold weather when you live in RUSSIA which I'm certain is much worse. Hahaha. I can only imagine, really. There are actually places right here in the U.S. that have it much worse than I do, too, but I had to complain about the weather a little bit so it could lead into my embarrassing story of falling on the ice back in 2004 when I was still a drunken fool and you were a whopping 17 years old and ready to take on not only Russia but Myrtle Beach, too! You truly are Miss Russian Universe! LOL!

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rus_esmeralda February 14 2011, 12:04:09 UTC
My last adventure wasn't as exciting as usual I just was busy as hell doing school work and working for the paper at the same time :)

I am glad I am done with it for a while at least and I can be back to posting to my LJ and talking to people all over the world, yea :)

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