never contemplated murder? never been in love

[tactfulcactus]

okay, so im supposed to be doing about a million things right now. no joke, i have my trusty schedule sitting beside me and i filled a whole page with things to do. all school related. are any of them getting done? noooope. i think i have ADD. i concentrate for maybe 3 sentences and then i'll get distracted with something...anything. i even cleaned

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[sewermanlives]

"beefy guys scare me. the ones that look like theyve ODed on steroids. you know the ones. they kiss their muscles and name them and call them "precious"."

...what's wrong with me and my precious? I mean you've got to admit, my tight t-shirts really do accentuate the muscles. Which reminds me -- *kisses biceps* -- I haven't done that in 3 hours, they were getting lonely.

[tactfulcactus]

hahaha oh scott,youre clearly an exception to that. i cant get enough of them really...come to mama if they ever get lonely again. i'll make sure theyre taken care of. *mmmmuuuuuuahhhh*