My wit is a very dull implement. I’ll never be a good writer. That’s okay though because the key to happiness isn’t self improvement but self acceptance. Take Charles Manson for example. Every morning he looks in the mirror and remembers he’s a horrible monster who orchestrated unspeakable acts of murder and torture. It doesn’t bother him, though. ( Read more... )

I haven't posted in a while, colleges and all.
It's sad, i'm more interested in creating a mix CD about college to listen on my way to than actually getting in.
Fuck fuck.

The Kid: mc, how did you get to be such big star?
The mc: Well, I'm a pretty good fucking rapper.

man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town ( Read more... )

Bi... Bismuth
You scored 53 Mass, 40 Electronegativity, 24 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity! Ever wonder where the name Pepto-Bismol came from? You. You exist ( Read more... )

The Theory ( Read more... )

The Having To Love Something Else ( Read more... )

Fuck Rent. They need to make a Avenue Q movie.

So we were sitting around the table after dinner, and my dad was giving me the 'I went to college and it sucked so fucking do something with your life' speech, and in the middle of a sentence says "Yeah, but I was a freshman. I wanted what all freshmen want: Girls, Drugs, and Rock & Roll". My mom freaked out, started covering her face as if it was ( Read more... )

Not you, silly.
The gay guy playing bongos.