My latest program!

[taedingo]

Tired of trying diet after diet with no results? Tired of not fitting into those pants or that sexy dress? Thousands of people feel the same. Here at Dingo Diets incorporated, we care! We know how hard it can be to exercise and still make the daily grind, how tempting that bar of chocolate can be. Have you ever wished that it was impossible for you

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[pupslace]

hehe nice.

[taedingo]

It's just a joke ^^ I have enough food.

[tuskyntiger]

We here at Dingo Diets Incorporated feel no one should have to carry around unneeded fat and muscle, and stand by our statement when we promise this will be the last diet you ever try! But don't take our word for it, listen to this testimonial! (This volunteer was not paid for his testimonial)

"Hi, i'm T. (Not an actor) I'd been trying every diet i could think of, and i just couldn't get that slim POW look that i've seen so much on TV. I tried the Lean Bulime diet, the Bread and Water diet, and even joined the Fat Losers club, but with unsatisfactory results. Then a friend introduced me to Dingo Diets Incorporated, and i learned all about the Poverty Diet, a revolutionary new way to remove all that weight i've been carrying around. I signed up three years ago, and now i've got the body so many others only dream of! Who needs to count carbs and worry about how unhealthy a meal is for you? With the Poverty Diet, i no longer need to fuss over what i eat, because i only live on 200 calories a day! And when i eventually go blind from

[taedingo]

Everyone meet my first salesman.

[lonefoxx]

Wowsa. You're Inc.?