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[TGWTG Kink Meme] If you were gay, that'd be okay~

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ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, yuri, het; fluffy kinks, gory, gross, ones involving mannequins and water balloons and hair clips - hell, even vanilla if you wish it. I don't care. Just post away, anons!

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Black Limousine anonymous September 7 2010, 01:17:24 UTC

Cinema Snob in the hooker!verse. He's an extremely wealthy client who rides around in a limo all the time. After some trepidation the Mikes allow someone from the club (preferably a man) go out for a ride with the Snob. The someone is nervous about how the Snob never gets out of the limo, how well-dressed he is (he's not wearing his snazzy shoes) and how they've gotten into a car with a strange client. They have awkward, hot limo sex and then they watch Caligula on the limo's tv, with the Snob providing commentary and complaining about how nobody at his prestigious company will listen to his thoughts on exploitation movies.

(I got this idea from listening to Dragonette's song Black Limousine, so incorporating anything from that is welcome and appreciated.)

The Snob can be sarcastic and commanding, but NOT an outright jerk or an abusive client. He's the 'dream client,' so whoever he choses gets possessive and refuses to tell people about what goes on in the limo.

The Mask I Try On (1/?) anonymous October 19 2010, 19:36:37 UTC

Ellis knew that Michaud hated quiet nights at the club. They got less money that way and probably worst of all, most of the girls were giggling and yelling at each other over one of their many poker games, only putting their personas back on when a customer looked lonely. It made them look human and it made them look like they were worth more than this. And he knew he got to him, no matter how much he decided to hide it.

But tonight, at least he had decided to come out of lurking and sit with him at the bar, only glancing sharply in their worker's directions a few times.

By God, Ellis had even got him to smile at a joke before an Indian boy who looked about Mary's age, wearing a snazzy suit and a terrified expression, got his attention ( ... )

OP anonymous October 23 2010, 01:22:12 UTC

... *SQUEE*
Oh god, anon, more soon please?!

By God, Ellis had even got him to smile at a joke before an Indian boy who looked about Mary's age, wearing a snazzy suit and a terrified expression, got his attention.
Michaud looked the kid over with disdain, as was his tendency. "I really doubt you're legal."
*snerk* Hi Ma-Ti!

Michaud grinned with his teeth and Ellis knew what was coming. "I know just the guy."
And he was off like a shot to the table in the corner and smacking Critic's ass to get his attention.
Huzzah!

Re: The Mask I Try On (2/?) anonymous October 23 2010, 18:57:20 UTC

Critic had been unbelievably glad that there hadn't been much to do tonight. Y could deal with the few female customers that came through, so he could slack off and do his duty of trying to get the Nerd away from the poker game. True, it hadn't worked so far and Donna had swatted him a few times when he tried to peek at her cards, but a pathetic part of him was still overjoyed that the Nerd had actually come back.

So obviously Michaud had to ruin it. And despite all his comments about "white trash", he still made his presence known by sneaking up his miniskirt and grabbing a handful.

"I've got work for you."

He held onto the Nerd's shoulder for support. Michaud liked giving him the real dicks that came by, punishment for either having to share the Chick's attention or for his oh so talented mouth, and one of these days he wouldn't be able to resist the temptation of punching him in the face ( ... )

OP anonymous October 24 2010, 22:49:18 UTC

Woot! More! *dances*

but a pathetic part of him was still overjoyed that the Nerd had actually come back.
Awwwww ... you know, I almost feel bad that my prompt is breaking them up for the night ... *grinz*

"What- who do you want me to do?" he asked, with gritted teeth.
This is making me squirmy in the best and worst ways. Power play FTW!

Anger was starting to be replaced with fear. The club was a hellhole, sure, and even Y and Benzaie got about half of the protection the girls did (which wasn't exactly a lot, and he and Linkara got the very least), but he would still rather be here than outside. "Isn't a limo just a fancier, bigger version of an unlicensed cab?"
Yipes ... double-standards suck.

Wa-was that affection in Michaud's eyes? It couldn't be.
Hmmmmmm ...

He recollected himself, giving a stiff Nerd a quick nip on the ear and pushing past Michaud as he walked out the door. This better be worth it.
*rubs hands together in glee*

Re: The Mask I Try On (3/?) anonymous January 26 2011, 17:47:25 UTC

The limo was right outside, parked at an angle. That Indian kid was standing by it, the fact that he was almost dancing to keep himself warm (he should have been frozen too seeing as how he was wearing little to nothing but after all that time standing on street corners, he had got used to it) easing his nervousness slightly ( ... )

OP anonymous February 1 2011, 01:54:46 UTC

Eeeeeeeeeeee, a new part! *SQUEES*

And it wasn't like this guy was going to be any better, he was probably all ugly sleaze underneath the cover of a pretty car.
Almost like everyone else here.
Oh, Critic, you're in for a treat ... I hope.

The boy had only just noticed him - and it did make him laugh how people were so used to crazy that a guy in a mini-skirt and heels was no big deal - and immediately switched to looking and acting professional. It was almost cute in a dorky way.
ILU Ma-Ti!

The inside of the car was dark.
Time for putting on a show.
*dances with excitement*

Re: The Mask I Try On (4/?) anonymous February 3 2011, 16:06:00 UTC

He crawled in, distinctly unlady-like and wondering if the kid was sneaking a peek at his ass. Considering the material was less like a skirt and more like just enough to cover a usually flaccid (the male customers didn't particularly care if he was hard or not) dick, it would be pretty difficult not to.

"You never see happy whores these days." Goddamn, that was a nice voice; low and commanding and sounding a bit like Jack Nicholson. He shook himself out of fangirl mode, the bruises, the cuts, the stiff jaw and lasttimeyougotintoacarlikethisyouwantedtodie would take over soon and he'd be wanting to go home ( ... )

OP anonymous February 6 2011, 02:59:41 UTC

Yay, the Snob's in it now! (And boy is he delicious ...) Seriously, this is everything I wanted and then some, thank you so much!

Goddamn, that was a nice voice; low and commanding and sounding a bit like Jack Nicholson. He shook himself out of fangirl mode, the bruises, the cuts, the stiff jaw and lasttimeyougotintoacarlikethisyouwantedtodie would take over soon and he'd be wanting to go home.
Hurray for sexy voices and fangirling! *wibbles for the other half*

He closed his eyes, feeling like he was lost. "How do you want me to be?"
A strong, rough-but-non-calloused hand rested on where boot met skin. "Just be a good fuck, a smart boy and be able to shut up when I'm talking."
Ok, this is just plain beautiful.

"Oh, and more thing." He got out a DVD from a case on the floor. "I hope you have a strong stomach." It was Caligula. He hadn't had the 'pleasure' of seeing it, but the words "un-cut" didn't bode well.
*snerk*

He couldn't help himself. "Oh God ( ... )

Re: The Mask I Try On (5/?) anonymous February 6 2011, 23:04:48 UTC

When the limo jerked forward, he would never admit that he held onto the guy (Snob? Ma-Ti had said something, but his name couldn't be that) for support. To his credit, he was smiling and even though his hands were so very low, he was keeping him from falling off. "He's a good driver, honest ( ... )

OP anonymous February 9 2011, 15:58:55 UTC

Hurray for banter! I am LOVING this!

He was cut off by a tongue in his mouth and fingers sliding down his boot. This guy so clearly had a fetish.
*purrrrrrrrrrrs*

"You talk far too much."
He grinned slyly, having more fun than he thought he would. "I should be punished. Put on that movie."
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"I'll make you watch a Serbian Film next time, this is a goddamn treat."
Oh god ... *feels ill*

It was like he was coming back to life again. "I'll trust you."
He got pulled by a tie for another kiss, this time a lot more biting. "You better if you want to get paid."
*grinz*

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