For my one and only Cholenglicious

[taeneo]

Dear Francine,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my best friend.
Im' sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.

I'm returning  your contact book to you but I'll keep your suicide

Comments

[meetmy_tommygun]

This one's better than mine!

[taeneo]

Thanks for noticing but I just copied it from you lol.