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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHELLY!
oh my, were to begin, ok well monday--bored all day then at 7 shelly and janessa came over, then at like 8 KRISTEN ARRIVED so then *chrissy*(as his mom calls him) scares the shit out of me by showeing up at my house i thot he was a black man with a gun so i dropped on the floor like i was in a fucking shotting in the bronx lol then we went to the shittyest park (kristen--theres not even swings?!) me and kristen were examining the park rules sign bcuz it was coming off, and chris comes over and BREAKS IT OFF! I was like.. well since its already off, just break me off a piece lol, kristen had one but chris threw it in the woods! awhh poor kristen, chris was being a slut so we came in. we were acting like idiots and being weird, it was 4 in the moring and we were making pop tarts and mountain dew, I STARTED CHOKING ON A EFFING POP TART! omg i was dying it was so bad and everyone was just laughing at me! lol and i was singing slipknot in opera :P shelly--ooh geez ohh my goodness oooh jeez!-lmFAO!
tuesday ohhohoh (devilish laugh)
woke up at nine, got up made everyone princess waffles with some fruit and apple juice, then at 1030 i woke everyone up and shelly opened the gift from my mother and we ate watching lindsey lohan on springbreak05' on MTV, shes so retarded she talks good about herself! lol ok so ANYWAYS my mom bought shelly a little cake and some iccing so we could play around with it and you know.. w/e so i was making a biiggg mess and putting the icing alll over shelly lol and..then it happend. janessa wanted some cake, she was cutting the cake, then i was kidding around and SHE STABBED ME WITH A EFFING BUTTER KNIFE! it cut open alllll the way to my muscel tissues and ooomg it ws so bloody but you cant tell the difference between the icing and the blood b4 it was dripping all over my hand i was rolling on the floor laughing lol woAh and we went to the pool and iwent to chirses house asking for a badn-aid and he said he couldnt openthe effing cabinet i was like.. ohh so you can drve a expensive boat and back up a jet ski into a lake but not open a medicane cabinet?!?...pool, cut busted open, bathroom smelt likes shit, called matt! we were waiting for janessas sister at the front and we were acting like weirdos lol then janessa goes--i see threee guys on bikes!!!! and sure enough it was matt,nate, and justin, so then janessa left and we went back to my house, shelly and kristen were dancing in my room to rap and stuff lol and then me and matt came in my room..........kristen and shelly left to the pool..........justin and nate were in my living room watching who knows what.........me and matt went out there..then back to my room...lalalalalallaaaa lol then they left, right when they left shelly and kristen came back with some funny stories lol uhmm then shelly left, and me and kristen were just on the computer watching madTV funniest shit ever lol then kristen left, mhmm. mommy came home with shellys present!! :D then i called shelly and she was like.. "wanna come to dinner" i was like :O yess'maM! lol sowhen shelly got here she opended her present i think i got her the best gift ever lol paris hilton perfume,body wash,lotion yaHH boOi! then we left to the SILVER CRICKET! ooh funn stuff we get there and allll these mexicans back in the kitchen were staring at us!!! omg i wanted to cry and ther were the weirdest ppl in there, these hardcore british ppl and these 2 old ladies and 1 man and the lady had the most frizzy,dry hair ever! omfgg it was soo bad lol and then we went to the bathroom it was soo pretty and we come back and there cleaning up a mess that happendd! IT WAS DESTINY FOR US TO PEE! lol WOAH that was greaT MHM
came home. slept. :-P
might go shopping today. and matt,justin and possibly laura coming over! lol