Fic - "Crack on a plane, or, one reason Sam Winchester rolls his eyes so much"
Title: Crack on a plane, or, one reason Sam Winchester rolls his eyes so much
Author: Tahirire
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke, genius. And the CW, a bunch of morons. :-P
Rating: PG. This one is crack, folks. Puuuuuure crack. *g*
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Word Count: 100
Author Notes: Drabble spawned from a conversation with beta-princess lotr_lemmy . Conversation after drabble.
Crack on a plane, or, one reason Sam Winchester rolls his eyes so much
“Dean, just calm down.” Yes, they were in the air, but this was a business meeting, and Dean wasn’t helping.
“Shut up, Sam.” Dean snapped.
Their contact, a professor in an old leather fedora, frowned.“Is your brother a nervous flyer?”
“Yes, Professor, he’ll be fine. Please, tell us about this cursed object that was stolen.”
But the professor wasn’t listening. Suddenly, he was as pale as Dean. “Oh my God.”
“What!?” Sam asked, alarmed.
“Is that … a snake?”Dean whispered.
The professor groaned. “I hate snakes.”
“I hate planes,” Dean choked.
Sam rolled his eyes. “Somebody shoot me.”
Author's Note - lotr_lemmy was bored one night and wanted me to make her laugh. So I asked her, "If Dean and Indiana Jones were on a plane, and there were snakes on the plane, who do you think would save everyone?"
Thus was born this. Personally, I think Sam would kick the crap out of Samuel L. Jackson, but feel free to discuss it in comments. *glee*
I plan to ask this question to Jared and or Jensen, should he show, at Eyecon. If I am feeling brave. (Which I probably will not be)
Author: Tahirire
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke, genius. And the CW, a bunch of morons. :-P
Rating: PG. This one is crack, folks. Puuuuuure crack. *g*
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Word Count: 100
Author Notes: Drabble spawned from a conversation with beta-princess lotr_lemmy . Conversation after drabble.
Crack on a plane, or, one reason Sam Winchester rolls his eyes so much
“Dean, just calm down.” Yes, they were in the air, but this was a business meeting, and Dean wasn’t helping.
“Shut up, Sam.” Dean snapped.
Their contact, a professor in an old leather fedora, frowned.“Is your brother a nervous flyer?”
“Yes, Professor, he’ll be fine. Please, tell us about this cursed object that was stolen.”
But the professor wasn’t listening. Suddenly, he was as pale as Dean. “Oh my God.”
“What!?” Sam asked, alarmed.
“Is that … a snake?”Dean whispered.
The professor groaned. “I hate snakes.”
“I hate planes,” Dean choked.
Sam rolled his eyes. “Somebody shoot me.”
Author's Note - lotr_lemmy was bored one night and wanted me to make her laugh. So I asked her, "If Dean and Indiana Jones were on a plane, and there were snakes on the plane, who do you think would save everyone?"
Thus was born this. Personally, I think Sam would kick the crap out of Samuel L. Jackson, but feel free to discuss it in comments. *glee*
I plan to ask this question to Jared and or Jensen, should he show, at Eyecon. If I am feeling brave. (Which I probably will not be)