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[taigan23]

Okay, be honest.

Would you think I was male if you didn't know that I wasn't? Because, I've gotten a ridiculous amount of emails from hopeful thirteen year old girls over the course of OMF's lifetime, asking me all sorts of strange personal questions and referring to me in the third person. I'm starting to wonder if some of these people are really

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[waxbean]

clearly, you need to post an informative bio that addresses the need-to-know, not to mention the sense of entitlement, that we, your fangirls, exhibit.

Now, in the spirit of global love, I think you should ask your flist to write your bio for you. Then you can post them at various sites where you publish your delicious fic...

I will step up to the plate in my next comment....

xooxMary

[waxbean]

Like Blaise Zabini prior to HBP, taigan23 is of somewhat ambiguous gender. However, we shall refer to her as a "her" because, after her successful gender-reassignment surgery, most everyone else does, anyway (well, aside from her mother, that is). Furthermore, it is rather safe to assume that fanfiction authors are female.

A fanfic writer by night... taigan23 is an Hollywood industry worker by day. Though she wears a number of hats, so to speak, one can usually find taigan23 furiously making the final edits and adjustments to the Iron Chef America scripts. Known as "Granny Cull'N Ear" around the set, taigan23 works tirelessly to ensure that the Iron Chef cooks, assistants, and judges, don't sound like idiots (once, when taigan23's hemorrhoids were acting up, she called on her long-time friend & wrestling buddy waxbean to fill in for her at the last minute. The resulting show was a disgrace, with Iron Chef Cora losing badly to a bad-haired Frenchman and one judge repeatedly using the phrase "it's oily").

taigan23 attended culinary school for a brief time, dropping out only after

[taigan23]

How in the world do you do this??? Culinary school? Dirt Bike Racing? Wrestler? Real Estate Agent? Iron Chef America script-person?

How did you know?

And where did you get that pic of me from my former life??? I thought I destroyed all the evidence after my operation... All this time, I thought I was being so secretive!

Well, now that you've told everyone, I think I'll have to kill you. My poor little fan-girls! I seriously doubt they find Chris Jericho as attractive as they thought Taigan was. Whatever will I do once I don't have rabid fan-girls beating down my door??? The world as I've known it has ended.

Woe is me.

~Granny Cull'N Ear

p.s. wanna wrestle?