Creeper laws.
I figure if I'm going to be lumped into the creeper crowd, I should at least be allowed to set some laws for creepy guys and girls.
New Creeper Legal Code entry 1:
If you're going to openly announce that you masturbate to athletic competitions like volleyball, the WNBA or Ninja Warrior, you are not allowed to be incredibly obese. If the most aerobic thing you do with your day is pound one out while watching the American Gladiators, then you're not allowed to tell us about it.
New Creeper Legal Code entry 1:
If you're going to openly announce that you masturbate to athletic competitions like volleyball, the WNBA or Ninja Warrior, you are not allowed to be incredibly obese. If the most aerobic thing you do with your day is pound one out while watching the American Gladiators, then you're not allowed to tell us about it.