how unproductive can one be?

[taiknee]

So lately although i keep up with the housework, i still feel like i fall behind. I wish i could be like those couples whose house is always relatively clean. I wish i was strong enough to use the vacuum cleaner so i wouldn't have to sweep, then swiffer, then mop the tiles. I wish the dogs wouldn't shed as much. I wish i had more energy during the

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[fantasticraig]

I never trust those people with the super-clean houses. There's something suspicious about it.

[kitchenutensil]

1. My mom constantly worries about the cleanliness of the house. It never actually helps and just adds to her stress. It's not worth it.

2. Trade in your vacuum cleaner for one that's only double your size, maybe even smaller.

3. Shave your dogs.

4. Can't help with a bunch of other wossnames. Except maybe ride the real bike instead of the exercise bike.

5. If you do go to Scotland, then I might consider cancelling my Vegas trip (cos seeing you was supposed to be a major part of that) and instead meet you at/near http://www.tamlondon.org/

I could also show you my favourite place in Wales then.

6. Dinosaurs: Good metaphor for out-dated wossname of marriage.

7. Are you worried cos you think they'll mistake you for a child?