FIC: Inception: Cardinal Rule #1 (PG-13)

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Title: Cardinal Rule #1 [Previously Untitled]
Fandom: Inception
Summary: Crack fill for the inception_kink prompt of yusuf writes arthur/eames fanfic. cobb is his beta. ariadne finds out.
Pairings: mentioned Eames/Arthur, Cobb/Saito, and Arthur/Mal (I'm, uh, not even sure those really count, but we'll pretend.)
Word count: ~1200
Rating/warnings: PG-13 for

Comments

[irishcookie]

<3

Crack at it's finest!

Thank you for that!

[tailoredshirt]

LOL, thank you. ♥

[falques]

EPITHETS! fldkjfls haha I haven't even finished reading it yet but I just had to say A++

[falques]

I mean, you've got a solid idea, but the overuse of pet names is just killing the fic. Let's be a little subtle about this, okay? Just because he says it once doesn't mean he does it every time he opens his mouth.

THIS.

[falques]

I told myself I

"But, I just..." Yusuf looks sheepish. "I just think it's cute when he calls him sweetheart." He ducks his head and looks away.

...where Arthur finds out he can't get pregnant and Eames comforts him, Yusuf leans forward, watching her facial expressions.

I LITERALLY ROFL'ED.

"It's porn," says Cobb coldly. "It doesn't have the emotional depth or maturity of Yusuf's writing. He's also cocky as hell. Did you know that one time he told me he could buy the entire internet if he wanted?" Cobb scoffed. "I don't know why Saito is considered a BNF of this fandom. Hell, even I could write better than Saito."

I feel like what I essentially did here was quote your entire fic at you ._. But it's just that good. I love the dialogue, the humor, and every line was just gold dust. Absolute gold dust ♥

[tailoredshirt]

LOL, I am okay with fic-quoting! Lord knows I've done it to other people. >.> But thank you very much. I'm glad you liked it. ♥

[mumbles]

Oh god I love this fic ♥

[tailoredshirt]

Hee, thank you! ♥

[ilovetakahana]

finally I can mem your awesome crack of shipping doom!

whoop whoop!

[tailoredshirt]

\o/

♥

[momebie]

I just think it's cute when he calls him sweetheart.

WHERE IS MY FIC WHERE EAMES GETS WASTED AND SERENADES ARTHUR WITH 'LET ME CALL YOU SWEETHEART'? WHERE IS IT?

Other than that, I'm pretty much coughing into the sleeve of my sweater right now so my co-workers don't hear me laughing and ask what's going on.

[tailoredshirt]

*dies* I DON'T KNOW, WHERE IS IT. MAYBE IT IS ON YOUR COMPUTER BY ACCIDENT.

*offers cough drop*

[momebie]

Oh, maybe! It would also be helpful if that steampunk AU was on it by accident, so I wouldn't have to worry about actually writing it!

[tailoredshirt]

Um, wow, I hate you. I suddenly just got the image of drunk!Eames showing up under Arthur's window, serenading him with that song and now my braaaaaaain omg. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. >:|

*magicks the steampunk AU onto your computer*