FIC: Inception: Interlude: Nutsy Bolts

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Title: Interlude: Nutsy Bolts
Fandom: Inception
Summary: The team plays Nutsy Bolts (online Apples to Apples with a chat feature) but doesn’t invite Cobb. Cobb feels left out. [Based on this prompt from inception_kink. This is a brief interlude in my crack series.]
Pairings: One-sided Eames/Arthur
Rating/Warnings: R for crack, language, talk of sex, and

Comments

[bronson]

LMAOOOOOO COBB YEAH KEEP ON DENYIN, JUST STICK TO IT

[tailoredshirt]

HIS NAME IS STEVEN. HE'S A CAR INSURANCE SALESMAN FROM MINNESOTA.

[bronson]

LMAO HE'S NOT COBB AT ALL

[tailoredshirt]

<3 <3 <3

[tailoredshirt]

Yes, it did. In fact, everyone was reading porn in another tab. Except me.

[faekitten9]

*this* needs a beverage spewage warning! too freaking!funny...

[tailoredshirt]

LOL, sorry about that!

[faekitten9]

no permanent damage done--SO worth it!

[ohfreckle]

omg Eames ihu
brb, dying...

OMG, I HEART YOU AND YOUR CRACK LIKE EAMES HEARTS ARTHUR!

[tailoredshirt]

♥!

[zoi_no_miko]

OMFG POOR COBB. Er. Steven.
What a great way to start the day. Thanks for the hilarious crack, bb. <3

(They really need to get Saito in on this at some point, you know. Just to piss poor Cobb off more. "YOU LIKE HIM MORE THAN ME. :( "

[tailoredshirt]

Hee, you're welcome. ♥

(And yes, he totally will be in future installments! He and Cobb are going to have an epic confrontation...)

[zoi_no_miko]

OMG YES EPIC CONFRONTATION!

And Eames will sit and eat popcorn and make comments about how they need to just go fuck already XD

[tailoredshirt]

*dies* exactly. XD