You and Me, Baby, We...

[taimat]

Title: You and Me, Baby, We...
Author: Taimat
Fandom: Durarara!!
Pairing: Shizaya
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Durarara!! does not belong to me, nor do any of the characters. I just play with them for my own entertainment.
Length: 2,847 words
Date: Completed April 5, 2011.
Author's Notes: This is for my lovely surciel, who wanted clichéd pizzaboy!

Comments

HOLY SHYEET

[surciel]

SMUT!!
---i mean, spot.

Re: HOLY SHYEET

[surciel]

Re: HOLY SHYEET

[taimat]

SOKKA I LOVE YOU! <33333

Every time I read this comment through, it makes me smile. o(^u^)o And then I think of you reading porn in class, and I feel so bad, bb. ♥ *giggles*

I'm so glad my trollzaya was okay! XD (Even though he didn't use big words and was more of a pervert than anything else~)

Maybe he gave away the leftovers to someone less fortunate than himself? /BRB dying

YOU AND YOUR FETISH ARROWS! Plot, my dear, plot! I had it, at one point! XD

But there is no such thing as talking too much! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE TELLING ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS AND WOULD LOVE TO COOK FOR YOU WHILE YOU VACUUM andi'mgoingtostopwiththecapsnow. ._.

...that reminds me of the rainbow unicorn that Otter drew on our chalkboard wall...prancing about on a rainbow...sparkles and all...

Sketches!!! *grabby hands* You spoil me. :3

♥ ♥ ♥

Re: HOLY SHYEET

[taimat]

...and this one is just so our icons can be creepers together. ♥

[ringoshiba]

I...
um...
klajsfdksf...

[brain rebooting... please wait...]

[safe mode activated]

I think I am hemorrhaging rather furiously from my nasal cavity at the moment. Please send help.

I-is this a!a the 1st? ._.

[taimat]

*giggles*

Hello, a!a the second~

[ringoshiba]

Ehehe it was you~~ And damn I envy your hot smut writing skills, hnngh. ♥_♥

a!a the 2nd is sorry she hasn't written more, she hasn't forgotten! She's just been busy translating Shizaya doujins like a boss.

[taimat]

What gave me awaaaay? XD You're so sweet~

And don't feel bad! T-translating...? @___@ DO WANT!

[tenchuuyoukai]

Wow. That was some great smut, and the ending made me lol so hard. XD Thanks for this! <3

[taimat]

Aw, thank you! I'm glad I could make you laugh! ♥

[perlenprinz]

A-MA-ZING. *o*
*stares with jaw dropped* this was soo sooooo good and sexy! wow..... great *o*

[taimat]

*squees* Thank you, darling! ♥

[turtlelikelemon]

you skdfjslkdfjsflk!! xDDD
Izaya mindfuck. LITERALLY MIND FUCKED! & FUCKED TOO! *APPLAUSE*

[taimat]

*giggles*

Thank you, thank you~ ^^

I'm glad you liked it!