Muaha yes, I am a theif of this thing! :D

[tainted_heather]

You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____. I _____ you!

Signed your _____,
_____

P.S. _____.

Comments

Re:

[reverie_shadow]

Might I inquire....

"What be this alien contraption? Is it like a Mad Lib...?"

Re:

[tainted_heather]

hmm.. twould seem so

Re:

[tainted_heather]

no, wait.. its a fill in the blanks! :D

Re:

[reverie_shadow]

About you or some random words for fun?

[hoolz]

You are really _hot_. You should _be a police officer_. We need to go _and have some fun_. After that we can _have some more fun_. Remember that time we _were handcuffed_? That was real _-ly kinky_. Maybe tomorrow we can _do it again_. You are my _favorite officer_. I _want_ you!

Signed your _convict_,
_(insert name here)_

P.S. _see you tonight_.