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my day starts out like any other normal person..i wake up, eat breakfast, and watch TV. But since i feel like it i shall write about me day..
(Walks in school and is greeted by her friend Brittany)
BRITTANY: OMG look a Danny and how sexxi he looks..
GABI: Well hello to you to..
BRITTANY: I can lick him all up if ya kno..
GABI: **hits her on the head**
KRISTEN: hi gabi..
BRIANA: I dont think we should go upstairs dudes
GABI: why not?
BRIANA: well mrs.v hates you all very very much
LEESA: and i dont think she appricates it when you roll around in her chairs
BRIANA: yes or the fact you are all are so VERY LOUD!!
**bells rings**
LEESA: hey did you do that homework last night..
GABI: waaa?
(Social studies)
MRS.MAC: im a beast..a lion! a bitch! hear me roar! RARWWW!!
CLASS: **rolls eyes**
MRS.MAC: anyway how was your weekend sweethearts?
(english)
MRS. CARDINAL: WTF!! i have been going over this basicly all week! WHY DID YOU GET THESE GRADES!!
CLASS: **stares blankly at her**
MRS.CARDINAL: YOU ARE ALL TREES!! GARGOYLES!!
CLASS: **whimpers**
RICHIE: **flips his hair to show off **
MRS.CARDINAL: richie stop it before i noose you with your shoe laces..
RICHIE: hey i cant help it..im a total show off and flirt with any skirt..
MRS.CARDINAL: **reachs for shoe laces**
RICHIE: ok ok..
MRS.CARDINAL: ok..back to tehkskhdfkmfg,m...ok lets see..hmm..miss fletcher!
GABI: yes?
MRS.CARDINAL: ok whats themnjsghlgjn of this sentence?
GABI: wait what?
MRS.CARDINAL: you heard me miss fletcher...ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
GABI: i dont kno...
MRS.CARDINAL: with god and my dead husband as my witness you better kno..or ill give you a 40 on your final!
GABI: **whimpers** umm...
MRS.CARDINAL: its ok..you gave it you best shot...
GABI: wtf?
(science)
MR.W: so like yea...the yea..i think i might just sit in my chair and act all smart, clicking on my compter so it looks like i kno what im doing..
ALI: i dont get it..
MR.W: its simple im a wimp and cry at night...and im a total bore..i think i might give you a pop quiz on something you don't know..even I dont kno...and i wont grade it until you all nag me to do..
GABI: **sighs**
(math)
MRS.FATTA: so a=b and b=c
CLASS: **snores**
(lunch)
BRITTANY: OMFG gabi your so skinny!
BRIANA: yes..see she starveing herself! she doesnt have lunch!
GABI: im not hugary...
BRITTANY: she anerixic!
THERSEA: hey i have an idea! lets harrass gabi to death about her being anerixic!and throw food!
PPL AT TABLE: **harrass gabi and throws food**
KRISTEN: hey maybe she doesn't want to eat..cause she isnt hungary..
PPL AT TABLE: **throws food at kristen**
(spainish)
MIG: ok like burrito means little donkey..
MARTINA: doesnt it mean food..
MIG: no its my word..
GREG: **SNEEZES**
ALLYSON: bless you..
MIG: go down stairs..to the office..
ALLYSON: wtf?
MIG: you heard me go down stairs! while your at it go see a shrink...
ALLYSON: ya kno what...the person who needs to go see a shrink is you...
MIG: leave my classroom! never want to see you AGAIN!!
ALLYSON: YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR SPAINISH UP UR BIG ASS! also FUCK OFF!!
CATLIN: clap!
GABI: what?
CATLIN: clap goddanmit! PENIS!!
GABI: ok well that was random...**starts to clap and is the only one..**
CATLIN: dumbass..
GABI: ??
(gym)
FASSATA: get down and do 20!!
CLASS: **falls to ground and starts an atempt of pushups**
GABI: **under breath** this is pathtic..
FASSATA: HEY you said that?
GABI: ummm
FASSATA: go yo the side you get a zero...
GABI: but..
FASSATA : NOW!!
(band)
MR. VENABLE: **singin very badly and LOUD**
BAND: **playing very badly and LOUD**
MR. VENABLE: STOP!! ok who played the #F?
BAND: wtf?
(show choir)
MRS.SCALLI: alright we have a couple more days...and we must get his done...now lets do this quickly..**starts music**
DANCERS: **shimmies** **skankly touch them selves** **point to the right** **can can to the left**
GABI: **points to the left** **can can to the right**
MRS. SCALLI: ok we need to work on this **glares at gabi** and get this together..
LAUREN: **sarasticly** i think we are pretty good
MRS.SCALLI:**smileing fakely** yes i do to...
LAUREN: hehe
MRS SCALLI: **walks away** shhppf in there dreams..
yes and thats my day in school...well most of the time.. hehe..I want me wheezer.... :(..and me the used..no fair cuz i have no money..cry me a river....