i wish i was a man so i could wank, masturbate is such a gross word

Sep 13, 2006 10:26

But seriously, why can men say wank and a multitude of other words that slide off the tongue nicely? Masturbate is such a filthy word, and i suppose the next best thing is to say 'i got off' and even that could be misinterpreted as, i just got off the bus etc and turn into an awkward conversation, not that i can honestly say that i often discuss ( Read more... )

ah, evil masturbation

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hrmm exotic_fencer September 13 2006, 13:20:57 UTC
you are indeed evil Libby! But hey, I agree, I think I refer to masturbation as wanking for girls these days because I think it sounds better and fuck them, if they can wank then so can we hehehe ( ... )

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Re: hrmm taintedinsanity September 14 2006, 13:32:08 UTC
Yeah, i'm enjoying the weed now, so i feel for you *big weedy hug*

OMG!! i was going to be polite and answer the questions in order but ahhhhh!!! TiM Stewart????? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats so festy

Yeah, maybe your brothers glasses should 'accidently' go missing ;-)

And yeah, these days i tend to say wank, but wankings da bomb ha ha ha

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Re: hrmm exotic_fencer September 15 2006, 04:04:14 UTC
hehe I bet Peter even sleeps in his glasses :-S

Um yes, bitch, but I'm staying strong and I was contemplating breaking but no, I can do this hehehe

and AS IF anyone wouldn't wank. Unless they're dating a suicide girl or something, but ha, 3% of males are sick enough to not wank! *is rather shoked*

enjoy the weeeeeed :-)

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Re: hrmm taintedinsanity September 16 2006, 03:56:15 UTC
Hehe yeah he probably does sleep in them, that'd also explain why they are broken :-P

Really?? 3% i wonder if those men are telling fibs, or perhaps they are Quakers or something ;-) hopefully your brother is one of those heh, oh and tim

Yeah thats true, bar a suicide girl eveyone does, hmm and if she was away for the weekend, well maybe one of her friends ;-)

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barron_troll September 18 2006, 01:47:37 UTC
lol i wank every chance i get lol keeps me on the ball and it meens i can have intelectual conversations with atractive women and not get a hard on lol nor do i have to bow down to my baser instincts and try to pick up anything over eighteen with a heart beat lol

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taintedinsanity September 18 2006, 03:32:00 UTC
Heh fantasmic, well see, i support that ;-) and damn right about the talking to attractive women, if i was a man i bet i would have troubles there keeping conversation. And hey i'm over eighteen, heh, don't know about the heartbeat though :-P

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barron_troll September 18 2006, 09:19:39 UTC
lol from memory the first time i met you i had troubles with my pants but i dont think that was just my fault lol

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taintedinsanity September 20 2006, 00:37:48 UTC
ha ha, well i'll take that as some form of flattery :-)

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