Some of my mini Year 7s had a bit of a soiree during final period today. After lunch we (some of the teaching assistants) were sent to one of the French rooms where we were greeted by small people speaking French. They welcomed us to 'La Cafe Francais', introduced themselves and asked who we were, to which we were to reply, in French of course. ( Read more... )

I asked pretty guy to come see a band with me and I know he really likes them but he was like "oh, I can't, I'm really sorry" but not in a way that would suggest he couldn't because he has prior engagement, but in a really flustered way. Jesus, it's just a gig, just say "sorry, I can't afford it" or whatever.

It's not as if I asked him to marry

Saw pretty guy again today ( Read more... )

I now know the pleasure I brought my teachers when they I turned up for school with Christmas gifts for them. Some of my little Year 7s bought me chocolates. Sweet! I'm going to miss them so much!

I'm gunna buy them Kinder Eggs. It's chocolate and a treat in one! Genius!

I'm a pretty tactile person and I have been really good and not deliberately touched pretty guy hardly at all because I know that I shouldn't because he has a girlfriend and then he goes and touches me (not in a dodgy way!) and it's putting me all off balance and I hate not being in control or knowing everything. Guys generally aren't all that ( Read more... )

My Year 12 students (all bar one) are failing. They're lazy son of bitches and I can't see how to help them when they refuse to do anything. I have had lots of informal discussions with them. Then I spoke with their teacher and read their report cards and fuck me they're failing miserably. They literally don't have a mark between them. Not one ( Read more... )

I have just been to visit my old singing teacher. Thought I would catch up with her while I was in the area. It was nice, we sat and she talked. And she talked. And she talked. She's lovely but I don't think she gets out much or gets many visitors and so she really made up for it today ( Read more... )

While I was in London and didn't really have anything on, I thought I should probably catch up with some friends, so I saw my friends JK and Judy. They invited me to the opera, but I couldn't go. Who says artists aren't cool and cultured and sophisticated? But unfortunately I had other arrangements ( Read more... )

Is it weird that my godfather and I have ace conversations about porn and erotic art? Not in a pervy old man way, just because it's so interesting and it's something we are both amused by. It's fun that I can talk about bondage and porn and no one seems to care all that much, but if people thought he was talking about it they'd think he was dodgy ( Read more... )

MHB's mum is a lesbian. She fancies me. This adds to the situation in more fun a way than I thought would be possible. Poor, poor MHB ( Read more... )