GOOD > 1) errol, of whole foods market, calls me up today and says (paraphrased ( Read more... )

g> mom, you gotta trim those bonsais, they are too big ( Read more... )

tofu is live

tks (in somewhat chronological order)to ann, jojo/darvin @ residentmedia, and mily for helping me in the early stages of it.

orangeyouglad were the folks i finally went with... they had a tremendous amount of patience with me.

is aquatic with steve zissou ( Read more... )

the first time i ever heard the ballot or the bullet speech was in high school.

my favorite line was something about [and excuse my innaccurate paraphrasing]

"...the white man needs to hide behind his guns, tanks, and planes... and all the asian and black man needs is a blade.... and when it's nighttime, in the jungle... the odds are even."

someone i knew in town died in a car accident last monday. he was about 6 months older than me, and driving his younger brother. the road conditions were wet and they spun into the opposite lane and were hit by oncoming traffic ( Read more... )

it's not a request, homie.

banana split from baskin robbins (rainbow sherbert, mint chocolate chip, and daiquiri ice) yesterday... i eat ice cream like some smoke goldbanded cigars.

god help all missing children and people, but why is it that all missing people reported lately are female and white?

nyc was this -


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houston livestock show and rodeothis is a convention about animals. besides eating them, it's about how many humiliating things we can do to animals to maintain the illusion that we are free of our computers and t.v.'s ( Read more... )

- check out urinetown and get my refill of live musicals ( Read more... )

and then there are "sentient vegetarians"...

related to tantricism, these guys can't eat mushrooms, onions, or garlic.

since the tofu egg rolls aren't acceptable to sentient vegetarians, i promised a customer that the tofu tamales were going to try and meet the requirements.