I fought the law and the law got its ass beat the other day. Apparently walking around shirtless is indecent if you've got tats like mine. And I was going to the friggin' hot spring! Whatever. Didn't catch the name of the cursed cops who tried to arrest me, but sorry if you're hurting today. I tried not to beat you too badly ( Read more... )

[The sounds of fighting and perhaps something being squelshed]

So we have fucking monsters running around now? Awesome. Try not to get flattened or bitten, people.

[More sounds of fighting and profanity]

For once it seems like the deities are not being a complete pain in my ass. Course, that'll probably jinx me to hell and back come the next one, but the last week or so has actually been kind of all right. At least Rukia got small enough that she wasn't very heavy to give piggyback rides to...for hours. It was actually kinda fun. Like the old days. ( Read more... )

Been busy helping Captain out with everything that's been going on. Haven't been affected so far. Hopefully it'll stay like that, the way this thing's been taking people out that we need ( Read more... )

[Filtered from Arrancar/known enemies...and Byakuya]

Hey, can anyone explain to me why Captain's flipped it and wants me to work under Ukitake? Not that you wouldn't be fine, sir, but if my captain's lost it I need to know why.

Been feeling kinda restless lately. Train, sleep and get cursed, that's about all that's gone on...I know perfecting my ( Read more... )

I guess I haven't written much lately aside from getting hit with some gosh-darn silly curses. Maybe I'd feel better if I poured my heart out about the humiliation, but fornicate it, I'm not gonna. This City and it's heiny-face Deities are just a bunch of poopyheads and if they wanna torture me, then they can, cuz I'm not gonna...

What the flip?

[A squelching, squishy blast, as if a person has just been shredded and exploded blood everywhere]

Aaaaah-!

What the fuck-

Captain...you...did this before...?

Hey guys-I've been thinking lately, and I have a few things to say that I can't put into words. So I figured, why not music and pictures?

My body is your body
I won't tell anybody
If you wanna use my body
Go for it, yeah

( You know you want to see it )

Captain-just to let you know, I'll be taking a few days off from the paperwork. I know it's important for a properly functioning organization, and I'm perfectly happy to be as helpful as I can, but there's something even more important...love.

But not just any love-true love, of course. True Love's Kiss is waiting for me, and I just have to find ( Read more... )

I don't taste like anything other than person now, so certain people can stop chasing after me. You know who you are. Christ, that was a stupid curse. Guess it could've been worse, though.

Yumi, you busy this week? I was thinking I might stop by your job, check it out.

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