Holy Hangovers

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Good morning, friends and enemies, and happy Easter! Thank you to the party-goers last night, and thank you to Hart, who drove me home. The party was a great success and I anticipate the lounge to get a nice amount of attention as a sort of quiet centerpiece of The House.

Roman, your assistant seems sweet. I'm surprised she made it at all, let

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It was fun blasting Queen on the drive over at six in the morning with a very drunk you, but I thought I should remind sober-you what I spent the better part of an hour explaining to drunk-you: You are not going to buy me a lap dance.

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Do you even know what it means to have someone who can appreciate "Under Pressure" as much as I do, especially when I'm drunk?

And fine, you're no fun. Spoilsport. Mark my words, though, someday I will convince you.

Do you have any plans for tonight, Hart? I make a pretty bangin Easter dinner. We could try and coax Timmy over, too.

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