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[take_a_spin]

Post-Easter candy sales!

I had my boys sweep the motherfucking stores and now my fridge is full of chocolate.

The didn't mention whether or not they had to kick Hatter out of the way, although I suspect they probably had to--'tis the season to restock the white-paneled van at cheap prices, after all.

Oh, and my new office should be done on Wednesday.

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[dr_liliripes]

I DID THAT TOO!

WE'RE TWINS!!!!!

[seiberwing]

Maybe Hatter was out looking for discount Easter bonnets. One of my fellow meatslicers was wearing hers all day.

[ebony_mask]

The didn't mention whether or not they had to kick Hatter out of the way, although I suspect they probably had to--'tis the season to restock the white-paneled van at cheap prices, after all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[take_a_spin]

Now if only they had yearly sales on lost puppydogs. Jervis would be set.

[ebony_mask]

That's the goddamn funniest thing to start my day off with.

[unpaidpiper]

I'll pay you back for what I ate from my delivery.

[take_a_spin]

I already told you not to worry about it.

Besides--we all saw how sick you got after driving and eating far, far too much chocolate. I think that's lesson learned enough, hm?

[unpaidpiper]

Yes, mother.

[take_a_spin]

What was that, Hartley? I think I might have misread it.

[thinking_caps]

I have business priority, being the proud owner of a tea shop. What you have is what I had no room for.

[take_a_spin]

You cannot begin to fathom the shudder of pure and absolute horror I just experienced.

Eugh.

[thinking_caps]

It all goes to the Looking Glass. The rumours circulated of myself as a caricature hunting children the way some hunt fauna are only rumours.