I Guess Karma Works Out Sometimes.

[take_a_spin]

Yes, I wanted to kill him. Hell, I still do.

But a girl takes what she can get.

And go figure, just in time for Metabrawl Arena to be reopened! Ooh, what a nice thing to hear first thing in the morning!

Heeheehee, oh my, what in the world did I do to deserve this?

Do I burn it, or blow it up? Do I get the employees out and execute them, or do I let

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[ebony_mask]

Why didn't you just torch the fucker ages ago?

[take_a_spin]

Because the clown has his shit together, relatively speaking, and for all I know he would have shot a goddamn RPG into The House in retaliation. I have moved and rebuilt this place too many times to deal with it again.

But I'm anticipating a mass clusterfuck when the employees realize their boss has left town. I guarantee you that without anyone to direct them, his mongoloid staff will be rocking back and forth in autistic comas and bashing their heads into walls again and again.

[ebony_mask]

Oh, ok.

Don't forget the video camera, sugartits.

[take_a_spin]

Only if you bring the Jews to burn, Mr. Gibson.

[seiberwing]

Cleansing fire and healing sugar--I'd go the marshmallow roast route if you're not going to be too close to the smell of burning hair and flesh.

And ooh, cake. Cake is good at any significant event or unevent.

[take_a_spin]

Well Roman and I are going to be standing up on the building next door, probably, so we'll be close enough to smell the horror of the dying people within. But that just makes marshmallows better if you ask me--do you think I should get graham crackers and chocolate, too?

Oh, yes, we have a ton of cakes coming in and a buffet being set up! All fancy and decorated with things like "Bon Voyage, Pogo", "Best of Luck, Pennywise", "Sayonara Bozo", "Keep Crying Pagliacci", "Alas Poor Yorick"...

[seiberwing]

Haha, yes. It's completely the wrong time of year for them, but if you could get little candy skulls a la Dio de los Muertos and paint them up in Jokerface it'd be even better.

And of course you should get them, make the little camping trip complete. Just get some really long sticks.

[take_a_spin]

get little candy skulls a la Dio de los Muertos and paint them up in Jokerface it'd be even better.

Welcome to the "Roulette's Favorite People" list!

[dr_liliripes]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

D8

[take_a_spin]

Aww, babydoll. Obviously he doesn't care about you enough to take you with him, but I care about you! Come to The House tonight, darling, have fun!

There's going to be party games!

[dr_liliripes]

I'll think about it. :-/

I mean, he CARES about me, he just needs... time to himself. he's very complicated.

[unpaidpiper]

I say hot-dogs. People smell like pork when they're on fire, it'll clash with the marshmellows.

[take_a_spin]

Hm...this is true.

Now I've got thinking to do. Goddammit.

I suppose I could just have both...

[unpaidpiper]

You know, you don't have to set anyone on fire.

[take_a_spin]

Au contraire, mon frère. No one can escape unpunished--if I let his employees live, it would set a bad example and let the citizens of this fair city think it's okay for them to align themselves against Roulette and The House. I am judge, jury, and executioner, and I have found them guilty by association.

They all die.

[androgyneninja]

CAKE AND BOOZE FUCK YEAH

[take_a_spin]

Girl, getcher ass down here!

[androgyneninja]

You kidding me?

You had me at Cake and booze. Throw in the metabrawl and some man-whores and it would be the greatest party ever.