Well!

[take_a_spin]

Everything's going so well, these days.

Neighbors with Gotham, and all that...the House is sprawling and gorgeous and everything is just glorious.

I am looking into some expansion, though. Gotham has a lot that could be used. And...I do believe I have some friends out there in the Big Bad City. Roman, are you reading this?

Eddie, I hope you aren't

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[ebony_mask]

How much?

[take_a_spin]

I'd tell you 'twice as much as you missed me', but two times zero is still zero.

How's business?

[ebony_mask]

No.

How much for a good, hard fuck?

[take_a_spin]

Oh gracious, Roman. That's jumping the gun, isn't it. And here I was, trying to catch up...

For one of my girls? Standard price, a bit lower since we're not in California.

For me? We can discuss it.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Where's my invite, Ronniekins?

[take_a_spin]

Are you still alive?

Well I suppose I do miss having someone to loathe consistently.

[ace_0f_knaves]

I'm pretty sure I'm immortal at this point.

Aaww... it's ok, Ronnie. You don't have to say it. I know you love me.

[take_a_spin]

Why do I feel like you actually lick your screen whenever you use those icons?

[mr_nygma]

I was ever miffed with you?

[take_a_spin]

Aw, now there he is!

How have you been, sweetheart? Taking care of yourself? You're back in Gotham, aren't you? Good God, it's like there was a mass exodus back east again...

[mr_nygma]

It's like there was a mass exodus or there was a mass exodus?

[take_a_spin]

Darling, you have to understand that I haven't been paying attention to almost anything for a few months. My life has looked like a scene from Requiem for a Dream, minus the junk and shaking fridge.

So yes, it's like there was a mass exodus, because I wasn't sober enough to register it happening.

[androgyneninja]

Girl!

Where have you been hiding your fierce self? It's been ages.

[take_a_spin]

Hasn't it, though!

I moved from LA to Bludhaven, I've spent some time reconstructing The House there in all its original glory. Running drug empires, prostitution, gambling, etc.

How are you these days!

[androgyneninja]

I know, RIGHT?

And AWESOME, which is great since Bludhaven was getting lame with Nightqueen's superfuckery.

Domme Training is HARD, let me tell you. Who knew there's an exact science with flogging.

Good times, though.

[take_a_spin]

Ooo well look at you, how fun! And God yes there is, do it wrong and people whine about nerve damage. Wah, you're giving me money to smack you around, I can't be responsible for the aftereffects.

Oh but how fun, darling. You'll have to keep me updated!