ohh look at the hole and you can see my underwear!

[takea_picture]

So the other day we're on our way to Starbucks to eat shiat and i get in the car and to my dismay, i hear a gracious ripping sound coming from my ass. So i feel around back there and come across a nice big hole in my favorite jeans. So whatever, either my ass got fat, or they're just worn out...I didn't make a big fuss over it,  So i'm in public

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[pinch_a_butt]

LMFAO!
you didnt tell me that u ass, good thing, i would of laughed more than brian,...lol its just my job to do so

[takea_picture]

thanks for the support sister! i'll remember that. love you!

When things son fonny, I LAUGH. When things son triste, i CRA-Y

[cliffdiver]

Your ass did not get fat silly. Esos pantalones son mas viejo que andar a pies (that is a saying my mom used today that i decided to absorb into my vocabulary). That means those pants were old and ripping anyways. You are no way, shape, or form fat, chunky, chubby, husky or even sorta flubery. None of those terms apply to you.

Terms that apply to you include pretty, gorgeous, attractive, exquisite, RAVISHING, resplendant, captivating, alluring, FUCKING HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE SUN!!!! You got all that? GOOD!

I LOVE YOU TONS AND TONS OF TRUCKLOADS OF TONS and I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND. Even if that weird guy and his ankle bitter come along too. I need to get out into the sun SOOO badly, its not even funny. OK well TE AMO. MWWWUUUUAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Re: When things son fonny, I LAUGH. When things son triste, i CRA-Y

[takea_picture]

oh dear look who has been putting his thesarus to good use. I love you Brian. you are simply amazing. thanks for the self esteem booster... seems like i've needed it lately. but i know now, just how beautiful i am. (at least from what you say!)

Re: When things son fonny, I LAUGH. When things son triste, i CRA-Y

[cliffdiver]

No thesaurus this time baby. I only use it when i am not sure or don't know exactly what i want to say. In this case there is no doubt.

You don't have to go by what I say to know how beautiful you are. You can go by what I see. I see countless guys checking you out everywhere we go. It makes me proud to put my arm around you and say that the most beautiful woman EVER loves ME!!! But it also makes me a little bit celoso that they are looking at my sexy sexy Jessica.

You can always go by what I hear to know how beautiful you are. I hear family and friends of mine say things like, "Mira que fina es esa muchacha." Or hear them say, "Que linda es la novia de Brian. Que bella tiene el querpo esa muchacha. Ella es modela?"

So you don't have to think a bit about what I say to know how beautiful you are. But if you really care what other people say or think, now you know.

TE AMO. I'll talk to you later sexy sexy mama. I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[benji0203]

Oh yea that was funny. My driving is uber btw ;)

[xx_jmo09_xx]

it's jenny, brians cuz, javi told me bout your LJ and well we were present in this escapade....so i thought i should comment lol....it was a good laugh. and shopping is always a good thing :D

[cliffdiver]

that was a fun escapade. we need to have more of those. ok study time again. see everyone soon.