Scene 3: [Written] Twittering

[takeanautograph]

[March 12th , 7:27AM]

Today you get to see what I'm doing ALLLL day! Aren't you excited?!

[March 12th, 7:31AM]

*yawn* I'm a little tired, but it'll take more than a little sleepiness to stop a God.

[March 12th, 7:32AM]

Gotta brush my teeth!

[March 12th, 7:34AM]

Only the greatest tooth paste has the privilege of cleaning my teeth.

[March 12th, 7:36AM]

Kay

Comments

[alchemielemon]

[.... seen better]

[takeanautograph]

[You WISH!]

[alchemielemon]

[No, you wish I hadn't]

[takeanautograph]

[Well it's obviously not the worse you've seen]

[halgitamilf]

...you have been quite busy, Sir Black Star.

[takeanautograph]

Ah, I remember you!

Yeah, when you become as big of a star as I am, it's hard not to be busy with such a huge audience stalking your every move.

[halgitamilf]

How fortunate you are considerate enough to provide such a thorough schedule, then.

[totallynot]

...you're surprisingly more obnoxious than a certain someone I know.

[takeanautograph]

Well weren't you curious about what I'd be doing today?

[totallynot]

Not really.

[mutsukabezaka]

...Why do you exist?

[takeanautograph]

If I don't lead you commoners by example then how will you ever be anything?

[mutsukabezaka]

Then perhaps you should demonstrate how to become an hero.

[takeanautograph]

Hero?

But I'm already the main protagonist.