SLIM-FAST

[takelotswthalkt]

so i was watching howard stern the other night and he called me fat. so i decided to go on a diet. a slim-fast diet.

bad idea

so i bought a box of slimfast bars two days ago...
i have one bar left. i ate 3 yesterday and 2 today. becuase they taste good. they are chocolate chip cookie dough. so i failed bassicaly.

Comments

[nickwood]

yyyeah...

i totally would have done the same thing.

don't feel bad.

[mediocre_atbest]

haha howard stern called you fat.

you can eat as many bars as you like, but dont do the drinks, theyre bad for you.

[takelotswthalkt]

i dont drink the drinks, why are they bad for you though?

[mediocre_atbest]

i guess theres supposed to be a lot of chemicals in them that arent so good? i'm not sure exactly what it is though, thats just what a few people have told me.

[urbulletmylife]

Dont listen to howard stern hes a dumb ass...and theres no way ur fat...if ur fat i must be 340856345345340543789 pounds over weight

[anonymous]

haha howard stern

love monika