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Mar 02, 2011 22:51

is there anything I could do?
... I always enjoy terrible fic 8(
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TERRBLE PORN S BEAUTIFUL

Sasuke didn't really consider himself a "people person." What with his background, his life goals, and his issues... not to mention the whole ninja thing--he did all he could to stay away from crowds. Of course, he wasn't above basic curiosity--he was only human. It fascinated him, despite everything, that Admiral ZEX wasn't.

"Aren't you cold-blooded?" He asked, blinking at ZEX as the VUX climbed into the onsen.

"Hee hee hee! Oh, no," ZEX said, sliding into the water with alien grace. "No, you will find that I am... quite warm."

Sasuke glared. "Meaning what?"

ZEX's arm snaked along the wall behind Sasuke, as if making to wrap around his shoulders, but never touching his skin. ZEX was forward, but he wasn't stupid enough to directly touch a wary ninja. "Meaning that I enjoy a late night soak with a beautiful man just as much as anyone else, my dear."

Sasuke felt his ears flush, and, not for the first time, he wished that he was an alien too so he wouldn't have to deal with hiding things he couldn't control.

He opted for tense silence. Unfortunately, this only seemed to amuse ZEX, who continued. "You are alone, this evening?"

Sasuke grunted something approaching assent.

"Hmmm," ZEX hummed, playing idly with the water, causing its surface to obscure anything below the waist. Sasuke found his eyes drawn to the rhythmic motion of the alien's tentacle arm, trying to distract himself from ZEX's deep voice.

"Are you being coy?" ZEX finally decided to ask.

Sasuke didn't feel the need to reply, which prompted an explanation anyway.

"Your silence... well," ZEX continued, "it is customary for you, but I cannot imagine that you are so... tense... in such a place as this."

For a few moments, things were silent. Sasuke initially thought that ZEX had lost interest, but when Sasuke looked up, he saw ZEX's huge eye on his face, burning into him like a spotlight. He swallowed his surprise, and heard himself responding. "It was... a long day."

ZEX sighed. "You are so diligent, darling. It is really quite exhausting to watch you."

Sasuke started. "You watch m--?"

"Shall we retire?"

...Where had that come from? "What?"

ZEX sighed again, and stretched out his arms, flexing his back and chest and finally draping his arm over Sasuke's shoulders. His skin was hot--even in comparison to the water--and Sasuke couldn't help but shiver. "I," ZEX said into Sasuke's ear, "wonder if I could help you unwind."

Sasuke searched his cache of all previous social experience and came up with nothing. "What?"
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ZEX chuckled--a far cry from his usual giggle--and Sasuke could feel, just for a moment, ZEX's dextrous tongue on his earlobe. He knew ZEX's tongue flicked when he talked, but nothing could prepare him for how slick it felt.

"It must be difficult," ZEX purred, "being so driven. Being so... stubborn, in the pursuit of your success. Not to mention the many burdens you carry..."

Sasuke, tense, tried to move to look up at ZEX, see if he could read anything in his extremely inhuman face. The movement only brought ZEX's proboscis closer to his ear, and he felt that tongue on his neck this time and what exactly was ZEX proposing, here--

"I wonder if you would care to have a drink, with me," ZEX finished, his voice suddenly very soft. "In my room."

He didn't need to say "alone."

Sasuke weighed his options. The longer he sat in this warm water, feeling the hot chest against his side, the arm snaked around his shoulders... the more he thought about it, the more he knew he was going to have to answer really soon. There were not many places to hide an erection in an onsen, and for all of his dislike of people, ZEX wasn't... ZEX was different in... lots of ways. Dozens.

Chief of which being not his... appearance--though Sasuke was a little curious despite himself how this would WORK, exactly--but he seemed genuinely... interested. Not just in Sasuke's body, either. He seemed interested in Sasuke.

Sasuke knew better than most people how difficult genuine affection was to come by.

And so, feeling waterlogged and a little dizzy, Sasuke heard himself saying something very quiet that could maybe be interpreted as "Sure."

ZEX's head tentacles splayed, making his face look like a child's drawing of the sun. "Marvelous."

Sasuke swallowed.

ZEX moved the arm that wasn't on Sasuke's shoulders to just behind a nearby rock, where he pulled a bottle of fine sake. This made Sasuke blink, and wonder if ZEX had been planning this. "Of course he'd been," Sasuke thought to himself, suddenly feeling nervous. "He's been... watching me. Hasn't he?"

ZEX did not have glasses, and so took a small pull from the bottle before offering it to Sasuke. "Oh," ZEX mentioned as Sasuke accepted the bottle with awkward hands, "I wonder what the drinking age is?"

Sasuke muttered something about it not mattering and took a sip. It was smooth, and tasted crisp, but burned as it went down his throat. He sputtered a bit, and tried to hide it by swallowing more.

"Careful," ZEX said, voice sounding more like an invitation than a warning. "I would hate to have to lose your conversation to your unconsciousness."

Sasuke passed back the bottle and snorted. "My 'conversation'?"

"Of course. I do not mean to say that you are particularly loquacious, my friend, but..." He licked up the neck of the bottle, catching a fallen drop. "When you speak, I cannot help but listen. Some quality of your voice, or perhaps the way you carry yourself..."

Sasuke stared. "...You said that you've been..."

"Watching you? Hmm," ZEX hummed, almost a laugh, "Can you blame me? Knowing how you sound, how you act, how you..." he dropped his voice lower. "How intoxicating you look?"

Sasuke felt like he should laugh at how cheezy ZEX could get, but the alien's melodic voice mixed with the slow burn in his chest and the heat of the water... he could only feel embarrassed, vaguely, that ZEX would comment on his body.

Sasuke was a ninja. He made his hands calloused through many years of hard training, he made his arms too strong to be comfortable to be held in--if anything, he'd ruined whatever natural beauty he'd had.

Sasuke used his body as a tool, and hadn't ever used it any other way.

ZEX sensed Sasuke's dismissal, somehow, and caught Sasuke's chin with the tip of one tentacle arm. He brought their gazes together.

"I am quite sincere. I watch you, Sasuke," he murmured, proboscis nearly on Sasuke's lips, "because you draw my gaze with everything you are. Allow me to dote, yes? Let me relax you."

Sasuke reached for the bottle, and wished he had something witty to say.

ZEX did not move back to allow Sasuke to drink. Instead, he dipped his arm under the water, and brought it to--

"Mm, I don't think we are going to make it out of the onsen like this," ZEX said, speaking over Sasuke's squeak. "I believe this may count as indecent, even in an onsen."

"It's--!" Sasuke sputtered. "You--!"

ZEX wrapped around the base of Sasuke's semi-erect cock. "I did mean to help, you know," he hummed, licking a stripe up Sasuke's neck. "And yet, here you are. Still so... stiff."

Sasuke dropped the bottle into the water. He went to grab it, an apology half-formed in his mind, before ZEX began pumping him and sucking at the spot just below his ear. ZEX's skin felt like a snake's, but warm, slick, waterproof but somehow still affected by the water around them.

Sasuke made another high-pitched noise, and forgot about the stupid sake. This entire situation was insane. "This is--"

ZEX hummed, and when he did, his tongue vibrated against Sasuke's neck, and when THAT happened Sasuke's erection throbbed and what had he been saying?

"Sasuke," ZEX muttered, relaxed and slow, "is there anything you would have of me...?"

The part of Sasuke's brain that was still partly working wanted him to say "Get off me." What came out, by way of his animal brain, was, "get me off."

ZEX chuckled. "With enthusiasm."

The heels of Sasuke's feet scraped against the stone floor of the onsen as ZEX's tentacle tightened and twisted, grasping him firmly and pumping, merciless. Sasuke gasped, hands shooting out to hold onto something and ending up at ZEX's shoulderblades, kneading at his skin. The very tip of ZEX's tentacle found the area just beyond Sasuke's balls, and Sasuke bit his lower lip to keep from whimpering and embarrassing himself even more.

ZEX's tongue, impossibly long, moved to flick at Sasuke's nipples. "Sasuke..."

"Wh," Sasuke managed, nearly panting. "What?"

"Tell me..." ZEX said, voice tinged with a moan. "Tell me what you need... I need to hear you..."

"I--I told you--"

ZEX's eye was on him, and the water wasn't obscuring anything anymore--Sasuke was nearly climbing onto ZEX, mindlessly squirming to get closer to that contact.

"Tell me how you want it."

Sasuke thought this was wildly unfair. "It's--I can't, you--"

ZEX moved the arm that was around Sasuke's shoulders to grip Sasuke around the waist, lifting him and placing him on ZEX's lap with all the effort it takes to lift a piece of paper. Sasuke, feeling set adrift, found himself straddling ZEX's legs, hands gripping ZEX's shoulders hard enough to turn his knuckles white.

"Tell me," ZEX repeated. "I want you to feel everything."

Sasuke's mind was flickering in and out of working order, and the one practical thought that managed to surface was "Aren't we still technically in public?"

Before he could sort his thoughts, he felt ZEX's arm at his ass, cupping it and moving to press inside of him. Sasuke's hips jerked away from the touch, but that only moved his cock in ZEX's grip, making him cry out.

"Relax, darling," ZEX cooed, kissing him lightly on the lips. "Mine is self-lubricating."
Sasuke glared down at ZEX, knowing that his face was bright red and trying to ignore it. "ZEX, I don't--I've never--and this is already--"

"Enough?" ZEX finished for him. "It certainly is not. I want you limp from pleasure, and I am far too aroused to simply turn to giving you a massage at this point."

Suddenly, there was a third tentacle--hotter and slick with some sort of oil--between Sasuke's thighs. He tried to look down, and see what he was about to be--somethinged--by, but all he could make out was the green of ZEX's skin before it pressed in. Sasuke's eyes widened, and he brought himself up on his knees, wanting to get off of ZEX's lap and away from whatever was about to happen. However, whatever ZEX had was long enough to continue pressing in regardless of the movement, and now... now Sasuke's cock was in ZEX's mouth. Sasuke had never put his cock in anything more interesting than his own hand, and with the suction, heat, and flexible tongue--REALLY flexible tongue--he forgot to complain about the tentacle in his ass. ZEX stretched him slowly, taking every care not to hurt him, gasping and humming around Sasuke's erection as if it were a gift from God.

Soon--sooner than Sasuke thought should be possible--ZEX pressed in farther, and if Sasuke had control over his mouth he would have asked how big, exactly, the Admiral was. And then it curled, hitting a spot inside of him that Sasuke'd never really noticed, before -- Sasuke made a hideously embarrassing noise and came, forcing his cock into ZEX's throat and clenching around ZEX's tentacle. ZEX sucked the tension entirely out of Sasuke, swallowing around him and making lewd noises that really shouldn't have been sexy but they WERE and Sasuke felt himself thrusting, riding his orgasm out. Finally, unable to hold himself up any longer, Sasuke collapsed onto ZEX's lap again--forcing the tentacle farther inside him by another inch.

"Aah!" He screamed, squirming and clinging to the alien beneath him. "That's--it's too--"

ZEX's eye was closed, and when it fluttered open at Sasuke's outburt, he moaned, "Yes, just--"

ZEX moved his tentacle without moving his hips, and Sasuke realized, with the dawning terror a deer feels when it sees a wolf, that ZEX's cock-equivalent was fully prehensile. Sasuke could do nothing but hang on as ZEX's arms clung to him, trapping him and, yes, fucking him senseless.

Sasuke couldn't even move to meet ZEX's trusts, for his only hand and footholds were ZEX's body, and ZEX was keeping him tied up by his tentacle arms. ZEX's voice was oddly soft and feminine as he totally dominated Sasuke, crying out and sighing and looking Sasuke deep in the eye and saying, "You are so utterly gorgeous, Sasuke, I..."

Sasuke, who couldn't speak and probably would never speak again due to embarrassment or sex coma, moaned.

Sasuke had no idea what a VUX orgasm would look like, or what he should look out for, and anyway, he was too distracted by coming again, ears ringing with the force of it. ZEX cried out, watching Sasuke tense in his grip and refusing to let go, refusing even to let him rest. "Oh, Sasuke--!"

"Just!" Sasuke managed, body moving on its own, "just shut up already!"

ZEX laughed and groaned and pounded into him.

After some length of time--Sasuke had no idea--ZEX's grip tightened on Sasuke's wrists and he said, "Sasuke, I'm--I'm so close--"

"So am I," Sasuke breathed, and he realized with some surprise that he was. How was he hard AGAIN after the two most intense orgasms of his life? How was this even possible?

"Oh yes," ZEX moaned, as if Sasuke's orgasm was going to be far more satisfying than his own.

Oh, Sasuke thought. That's how it's possible. I'm fucking a huge pervert who likes to watch. He wondered if he should be concerned about how excited he was to be the one to watch, this time.

ZEX's tentacle never slowed inside of him, but his eye closed again, and he was getting louder and louder. Sasuke tugged at his tentacle manacles, wanting to finish himself off so he'd be able to focus on ZEX for once -- and then ZEX's tongue, which was long enough that it should be considered cheating, was on his balls. Sasuke's vision blurred, and he heard a scream tear from his throat, and by the time he was conscious enough to realize that he had something important to see, ZEX was already spent. They collapsed on each other, and ZEX withdrew himself. Sasuke squirmed at the feeling, and felt very empty without it. ZEX's chest was smooth underneath Sasuke's cheek, and through the noise of both of their panting, Sasuke could hear ZEX's two hearts beating out a tribal rhythm.

After a long moment--a moment Sasuke thought was going to be horribly awkward, but was instead simply tired and fond--ZEX cleared his throat.

"Well," ZEX sighed, sounding very smug. "I am glad I could be of service."

"Guh," Sasuke said.

THE END

au, fic

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