Counseling

[takeme2urpants]

[Anyone who would like to thread with Admiral ZEX, Megamind, Legion, or Necoco regarding the enforced counseling event can tag here! I will pick things up as I can (ftr, I am PST, and tend to be around at night from seven to midnight).]

Comments

[nosenolimits]

[why am I on an alien spaceship]

Oh, no.

[nosenolimits]

[FOLLOWING :E . . . cautiously]

That was my bad. I'm just not too good with the bein' kidnapped and shoved onto spaceships thing.

[takeme2urpants]

Who would be? I believe I can understand your position--I am not the friendliest face to meet, to a human in a confusing situation.

[nosenolimits]

[leaning against a kitchen counter. . .]

It's not you. I have alien friends. I mean. It's the kidnapping part. And the spaceship part.

I have alien friends.

[takeme2urpants]

[pfft]

I will not pry, if you do not wish me to.

[nosenolimits]

Maybe I could just shoot the gorillas. That sounds so much easier.

[takeme2urpants]

It does, doesn't it? I doubt that would work, unfortunately...

[nosenolimits]

But there's no way there's gonna be any murdering on my watch, so I guess I'm just gonna have to suck it up.

[takeme2urpants]

Mm, you sound very brave.

[nosenolimits]

. . . Thaaanks?

[takeme2urpants]

It is a compliment! I simply do not know how you would go about stopping villains and murderers and the like.

[nosenolimits]

Well, what choice do I have? It's the right thing to do, yeah?

[takeme2urpants]

It is indeed. It is also not the easiest thing to do, and so I respect your decision all the more.

[PRESENT: coffee] How do you take it?

[nosenolimits]

[looking kind of uncomfortable]

... Just like that's fine.

[takeme2urpants]

[Gives him the coffee and goes to lean against the opposite counter]

I am glad.

[nosenolimits]

[looking at it intently]

So, what're we supposed to talk about again?