(i hope you have something to vomit in...)

http://www.alexandheidi.weddingwindow.com/

yep, alex kaplan and heidi struss are getting married... doesn't it make you want to puke?

Group of teens attack boy, use artificial leg to hit friendPolice in suburban Chicago say a group of teens attacked another boy and used his artificial leg to hit a friend who tried to defend him ( Read more... )

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No, sorry, girl . . . that tree did not jump up and bite you ( Read more... )

after reading an article on Gaper's Block, I spent some time reading Illinois' listing of crimes and associated typical sentences... some of my favorites ( Read more... )

Sang-over? Because I was drinking sangria last night. Get it? It's funny, right ( Read more... )

i drove past this earlier this summer... c'mon, who wants to go with me?


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This article was pretty hilarious, considering I was reading in between checking people's ljs and various blogs ( Read more... )

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