The last quasi-political post for a while, I swear.

[takhisis]

Oh ye gods. I have just seen a vision of the near future. It all makes sense now.

January 15, 2009 - AP/REUTERS - George W. Bush Delivers Presidential Farewell Address (TRANSCRIPT)

President Bush enters conference room and approaches podium

BUSH: My fellow Americans...

President Bush spreads his arms in an encompassing gesture

BUSH: THE ARISTOCRATS!