Son, I Am Disappoint

[takhisis]

Some guy actually just tried this on meDude (heavy accent): Hello this is Meekrosüft regarding your computer

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[talonvaki]

Aw, man...why do I never get calls like this? Because I have the perfect foil:

I have a Mac!

[blondebeaker]

I don't own a Mac and I used the "I have a Mac." excuse on them all the damn time. It trips them up like crazy.

[bardon]

I use "Really? Microsoft is picking up errors on my Linux computer?" That tends to shut them up as well.