Cruelty and starvation.

[takhisisbabies]

It was brought to Mom's attention at our last Vet visit that there is a need for weight loss in our household. One only has to look at my rotund sibling to come to the conclusion of "Well, duh." My brother is nearly large enough to warrant his own orbiting defense satellites. But then it was insinuated that I am in fact a bit over my "ideal weight

Comments

[spritenox]

My condolences to you. Perhaps for the pulley you could employ Caramon's weight?

[dethtoll]

just greet him out front by getting outside via window.

Poor Darlings!

[anonymous]

Poor Starving Sons of Bast! Funny, by your photographs you don't look overweight. I think your Vet has something against Small Furry Gods, but that's just Me. Tell your Mom to get you some Felidae cat food. She could even eat it if she was so inclined (I woulnd't recommend it...icky for People) as the iingredients are all human-grade...no, it's not made out of people, silly Little Ones, that's Soylent Green.Of course, this comment was written over a year ago. I'm certain you've rectified the Situation by now...don't barf on Mom. It'll just annoy her. -- A Daughter of Sehkmet