Comparisons I wish I could use.

[takrogoth]

Sir, the reason your computer is running so slow is that you have Spysweeper, Mcafee, F-Secure, System Doctor, and Norton all running at the same time

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[glui]

I sooooo double dare you with a cherry on top. Not my cherry, of course, that's long gone. <3

[mlee336]

Clever, did you write?