Shamelessly Gacked from Professor Liddle-Oldman
How tall are you barefoot?
Five feet, nine inches.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yep. My ex-girlfriend slept around when she was studying in Ireland.
Do you own a gun?
Not any longer. I prefer swords over guns. They're not as clumsy or as random as a gun, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
I love the confidence you place that I do not presently have a mental disorder. I'll keep me mind in the gutter and go with nymphomania.
How many letters are in your crush's name?
Currently married so not "crushing" on anyone. There ARE folks I'd like to crush beneath my feet while listening to da lamentations of da wimmen but I don't necessarily know what their names are.
What do you think of hot dogs?
Nummy.
What's your favorite Christmas song?
Bizarre Christmas Incident
oh, Santa he's a big fat ffffu(hey!)
Went down the chimney got his fat ass stuck
Oh, honey, call the lawyers fast
'Cause Mrs. Clause is gonna sue my ass
hey, hey, hey
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Gib coffee ama.
Do you do push-ups?
Yes.
Have you ever done ecstasy?
buahahahahahaha! So I look as stupid as I sound do I?
Do you like DisneyWorld?
(Sorry Professor)
Love it.
Do you like the rain?
Sure.
Do you own a knife?
Yes. Own several beyond the usual kitchen cutlery. Even some swords.
What do you smell like?
Come and spell for yourself if you're so interested.
Do you have A.D.D.?
While easily distracted by shiney things I'm able to focus on the task at hand to get through life without needing a crutch as to why I'm goofing off. ;)
Initials?
>.>
<.<
DMB.
Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
- The f'ck is wrong with ?
- God I would love a beer.
- General thoughts of love for my wife.
Name the last 3 things you have bought.
- Extra copy of WoW and account for two boxing and hopefully getting the wife interested in playing.
- All the copies of Extreme CDs
- Scott Lynch's first book.
Name five drinks you regularly drink.
- Coffee
- Ice Tea
- Beer
- Pepsi (Wild Cherry)
- Wine
What time did you wake up today?
6:30
Can you spell?
The fuck? After reading all of the above and you need to ASK me if I know how to spell? Get back to paying attention in English kid.
Current worry?
Will we ever be able to move out of the townhouse and away from neighbors who are too noisy late at night?
Current hate?
The hate is strong with me.
Favorite place to be?
Home with the wife and child.
Least favorite place to be?
Proctologist office with a proctologist with poor depth perception.
Where do you want to go?
Home. Disney World. My other home, etc.
Do you own slippers?
Yes. Don't wear them though. More of a socks person.
Where do you think you will be in 10 years?
Still married to the most beautiful woman I know with a great kid who drives me batshit insane.
Do you burn or tan?
Burn.
Yellow or blue?
Green. :)
Would you give up your current life to be a pirate?
Scurvy ain't ma bag babe.
Last time your cell rang?
2:30 yesterday when Igor slammed my head into the bars for asking for more porridge.
What songs do you sing in the shower?
If you're not in there you have no need to know. ;)
What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Headless Horseman
What's in your pockets right now?
A gold ring I found in the dark. Been quiet at work ever since I put it on too. Though some folks keep asking "Where's Tal? He's supposed to be at work today!" Not sure why they're playing that game but to each his own.
Last thing that made you laugh?
Professor Liddle-Oldman's answers to this Meme
Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Star Wars dude. Respect the force yo.
Worst injury you've ever had?
Getting stabbed in the abdomen.
What was your GPA?
3.80
How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three.
Who is your loudest friend?
Red
Who is your most silent friend?
lol
Does someone have a crush on you?
You don't send me flowers...anymore...
Do you wish on stars?
Wish what? Bad things on them?
Do you ever steal the shampoos and soaps from hotel rooms?
Whafor?
What song did you last hear?
The Riddle by Steve Vai
What did you have for dinner last night?
Bar-b-que ribs, garlic potatoes and corn on the cob.
How much cash do you have on you right now?
$36.00
What were you doing 12AM last night?
ZzzzZzZzzzzzz
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
*gropes wife*