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Jun 26, 2006 17:45

BEST MEME EVER!


"You find yourself in a cobwebbed armoury. You notice a small shrine to blue submarine no. 6.

Beside the entrance is a potion marked 'STARDROIDS'. Set in the centre of the floor is a wooden trapdoor."

>quaff potion

"You quaff the potion marked 'STARDROIDS'. It tastes like rurouni kenshin."

o______o

(later)

"You are walking through a fog-shrouded tunnel. You hear the sound of art in the distance."

>south

"You are in an unnatural corridor. A wooden sign warns of pokemon."

>west

"You are in a black-granite laboratory. Rich tapestries illustrate jazz jackrabbit 2.

Kuririnchan the minotaur guards the western exit (72HP)."

I run away to the north!

"You are walking through a cold fissure. You hear the sound of jj2 in the distance.

In the dead hand of an earlier adventurer is the Dagger of Admael."

Yay, now I have a weapon!

later:

"You are walking through a dusty library. Dusty bookshelves are dedicated to drawing, writing and trigun."

Sounds like my kinda library.

(later)

"You find yourself in a misty maze of passages. Crude images of spirited away are daubed on the walls.

Resting on a plinth is a scroll marked 'OPIUM LULLABY'."

>Read the scroll

"You read the scroll marked 'OPIUM LULLABY'. It shows a map."

yay!

>east

"You are walking through an unnatural pit. You notice some graffiti about babylon 5."

>north

"You are in a flooded fissure. Crude images of drawing are daubed on the walls.

Discarded in a corner is the Shield of Jlindsey."

Thanks Monolith! :D

(later)

"You are in an enormous arena. The mosaic floor shows spirited away.

In the dead hand of an earlier adventurer is a potion marked 'ALIENKATPIGGY'."

>quaff the potion

"You quaff the potion marked 'ALIENKATPIGGY'. It tastes like pokemon."

(later)

"You find yourself in a grimy passage. Bones are scattered in the shape of star wars.

In an otherwise empty treasure chest is the Crown of Wittyljtitle."

And then I read a scroll of 'TENCHI' and got

"Sorry, the LiveJournal Dungeons are currently experiencing heavy adventuring load.

If you bookmark this page, you can come back later to resume your quest - your game has been safely stored in a cookie, which is valid for a couple of days."

DARN YOU TENCHI

I mean. Oh well.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon.php


"You are walking through a damp mausoleum. Across one wall is a faded fresco of road trips."

I like this place~

"Discarded in a corner is a scroll marked 'CATS'."

ohshi--

"You find yourself in a black-granite chamber. You notice a chiselled epitaph to stardroids.

In the middle of the floor is the Shield of Elecman.exe."

:D

"You find yourself in a pentagonal armoury. Scrolls about roleplaying have been pinned to the walls.

Amid debris on the floor is the Axe of Ataramos. The only exit is through a trapdoor in the floor."

"Zxizaraxii the gelatinous cube quivers before you (55HP)."

D:

I escaped from the Dungeon of Talec18415!

I killed Lhexa the troll, Tresh the troll, Radicalmari the leprechaun, Xylophagous the troll, Sweetnovemb3r the rat, Cyndwevere the rat, Arlankels the zombie, Tsukai the fire elemental, Achie Chie the cockatrice and Orochistorm the rat.

I looted a Figurine of Thelamer, the Dagger of Admael, the Shield of Jlindsey, the Crown of Wittyljtitle, the Shield of Cannonswift, the Axe of Draakjedragon, the Armour of Coeur De Rien, the Crown of Hirodra, the Sceptre of Cyborg 009, the Sceptre of Jaadrei, the Armour of Stellarwind, the Shield of Elecman.exe, the Axe of Ataramos, the Amulet of Kaerou, the Wand of Voritales and 295 gold pieces.

Score: 570
Explore the Dungeon of Talec18415 and try to beat this score,
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memes

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