Happy fucking birthday...

[talentedtragedy]

Yeah. Happy late birthday to me... thanks but no thanks for the non-welling wishing and the lack of pointless and unnecessary gifts this year...

not like i wanted that crap anyway

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[kingofpranks]

Did everyone forget your birthday?!

...Happy late birthday, bastard.

[talentedtragedy]

yes no.

and i don't need your happy birthday or can't you read? illiteracy is no laughing matter

[kingofpranks]

Liar.

Fine! I TAKE IT BACK. Unhappy birthday.

[talentedtragedy]

...

good

[maasensei]

Ne, Sasuke~ did you not recieve my gift?

You can thank me later~ ♥

[talentedtragedy]

you're not very funny old man

i'm sure the school board would love to hear about one of their teachers sexually assaulting a student...

[maasensei]

And how, pray tell, am I sexually assaulting you?

Maa, you need to lighten up a bit, Sasuke. You make this old man worried.

[talentedtragedy]

just try and explain all those mystery bruises when i get done with myself...

you have no idea

[hotpants_harlot]

Happy birthday, Sasuke!!~ <3

You know... if you want to come over to my place tonight... I have a present that I'm positive you'd enjoy. *wink*

[talentedtragedy]

is it aids? i'll pass...

[hotpants_harlot]

... !!! >.<

Have you by any chance been talking to Suigetsu recently!?

(guys seriously we need a suigetsu :D)

[talentedtragedy]

no... i know you're std plagued all by myself...

[kanboku]

Would you like me to draw something for your birthday, Sasuke-san?

[talentedtragedy]

yeah a noose to tie around your neck no.

[cherryofspring]

I really don't know what to give you, so I think I'll just stick with a happy birthday, Sasuke.

:)

[talentedtragedy]

uhm... sure...

[cherryofspring]

...

did the smiley face make it too awkward...?

...cause if it did, i'm awfully sorry..
....

(ooc- this is SUPER awkward between sakura and sasuke, huh...?)

[talentedtragedy]

oookay... but it wasn't the smiley face

(ooc: rofl no I just didn't know what to type at like 1 am - don't worry about my replies, I'm not mean much I swear ;D)