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Your Name/what you go by: Guy who is apping Jet
AIM/E-mail/contact info - some way of reaching you: Jet@jet.jetcom
Your character's name (last, first): MOTHER FUCKING JET
Series your character's from: Captain Planet as a bald kid
Background info on your character: Jet is a fucking beast. His name is JET, you just can't compare. Why is he named Jet? BECAUSE HIS PARENTS WERE FIGHTER JET PLANES! HOW BADASS IS THAT!? When he cries (which he doesn't) a rare form of liquid falls from his eyes, and when it touches something, IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES. When he blinks, people see GOD. This is a man who eats whole whales for breakfast!
But what exactly is a man named Jet? See, he is a large black man, with his beard shaped in the form of a lightning bolt. Because that pussy Harry Potter did the whole lightning bolt thing wrong. And he was a wizard, thus a pussy. But he is no ordinary man, not a chance in hell of that, he FIGHTS DRACULA. Why? BECAUSE DRACULA NEEDS HIS ASS KICKED! HE SNAPS HIM LIKE HE SNAPS INTO A SLIMJIM!
And you may ask, where did this man come from (aside from jet parents). Well, he's from the moon. He reached whatever planet this series takes place on by building a giant tower out of moon cheese. And then he descended upon the populace as shining beacon of hope. Kind of like Jesus, but more AWESOME! Because Jesus never came from the moon.
And what was the first thing he did when he came down? HE INVENTED THE WHEEL! AND ELECTRICITY! Why? BECAUSE HE'S MOTHER FUCKING JET, THAT'S WHY! He can do whatever he wants! But then, tragedy struck... other people, since nothing bad could happen to King Jet the Hero of the Jet. A flood tore across this one country no one gave a damn about... EXCEPT JET. HE FLEW IN THERE WITH HIS JET POWERED JET LEGS AND RESCUED EVERYBODY AND PUT THE PLACE ON THE MAP! Because Jet saved it! And that's where the story of Avatar begins.
Sample post: (there is no sample post because Jet does not need a sample post to describe why he is the best and why I should have him)
A list of things your character might have on them after they got snatched up and put on this island: JET BRINGS JET