Sleepy teen sayings that make me want to Choke A Bitch

[taleya]

"I like it here. No one throws things at me or yells if I fall asleep on the couch"

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[collegeanna19]

Poor kid. I offer my services as a distraction so you can, in fact, choke a bitch on his behalf.

[pbristow]

[NODS]

[TRIES TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TRANSMIT VAST QUANTITIES OF STRENGTH, RESILIENCE, COMPASSION AND CHOCOLATE THROUGH A 1Mbps CABLE UPLINK]

[COBBLES TOGETHER A HEATH-ROBINSON PROTOTYPE SOLUTION AND CALLS IT "HUGS"]